Greeks mocked by society yet again..

[Sistermadly]

Originally posted by valkyrie
Ronald Regan Rooney Scalia, the greatest American of all time and an esteemed member of a prominent fraternity, once said that humor is evil and we must spend our days bitter. He also said that each day lacking something to complain about is a wasted day. After all, it says nothing about being funny in the Constitution.

ETA: Oops, I'm making fun of the wrong Hoosier. Oh well.

OMG. I totally LOVE you.

These peoples don't know jack shit about Bob Marley.

Sandy
-the girl who goes to Bob's birthday party every February

[Erik P Conard]

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide;
furthermore I have one grunch but the eggplant over there

[LightBulb]

Originally posted by OTW
These peoples don't know jack shit about Bob Marley.

Sandy
-the girl who goes to Bob's birthday party every February

Well that's true, but they don't know anything about fraternities either (note the letters on the houses aren't even the letters in the article).

ETA: At least they got some good action pictures of him.

[KillarneyRose]

I thought that was hilarious. I love the Onion.

[dzandiloo]

That one was good, but this one? Love it.

Online University Cracks Down on Rowdy Online Fraternity

In 2002, several Alpha Sigma Sigma members were arrested for purchasing alcohol from Wine.com with falsified driver's licenses and credit-card numbers.

and

Students should be focusing on getting the real-world skills they need to advance their careers, not getting drunk and leaving profane postings on bulletin boards hours after curfew.

Geez. Looks like their "administration" has been reading GC...

[moe.ron]

One of my favorites.