Y'know I didn't think I'd be looking for another job again so soon, but this interview just kinda fell in my lap. It's a position for a graphic designer AND event planner!

For once I'm actually qualified for both aspects of the job and the location is PERFECT.
Needless to say, I really want this job.
I have a phone interview on Wednesday.
I hate phones and all aspects of talking on them.
I love to speak with my hands and I'm quite expressive in person. I fear that talking to me for 45 minutes would be rather drab.
And I know for a fact that phone etiquette is terrible. I mean I don't sit and eat over the phone or anything, but sometimes I have problems with making sure people can hear me. (Cell phone don't help either.)
So what advice do you have for this phone interviewee?