Jessica Simpson's body

[MaMaBuddha]

Originally posted by cashmoney

as a read all the post about butts...this is what i hear in my head...


Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those 4 guys in a bands' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those 4 guys in a band?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so coked up



little in the middle but she got much back. *lmao*

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by FirstAndFinest
I've never seen anyone who got a great body from doing coke. Weight-loss, yes. Saggy-boobs, yes. Acne, eye-bags, dried-out hair, all yes. If she's actually getting better-looking while using coke, then she's got an amazing magician - whoops, I mean trainer - or there is a talented air-brush artist working on her press shots.

I think you're only looking for the signs you want to see -- i.e., you see someone with saggy boobs and dried-out hair, you assume "coke use" but if you see another person without those symptoms you don't, even if they might be just as likely to be using it. At any rate, there are a number of celebs who got or maintained decent bodies via coke -- Kirstie Alley had a notorious coke habit when she was at her skinniest on "Cheers," Paris Hilton almost certainly uses it recreationally if not habitually, etc.

At any rate, those leaked Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan text messages a few months more or less confirm that Jessica Simpson has at least tried coke -- unless, of course, you think that the text messages and all of Hilton's phone numbers were leaked in an elaborately planned stunt to ruin Jessica's rep, which seems pretty unlikely.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...abit-revealed/

MTV will not show drug use on its reality shows (which is obviously backed up by the fact that we never saw the Osbourne kids using despite a later stint in rehab), which explains its absence on "Newlyweds."

And although this can't be used as conclusive evidence she has any sort of drug problem, she's certainly got a Whitney Houston neck here :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4...simpson_ap.jpg

Speaking of "saggy boobs" . . . that brings us to the plastic surgery rumors. As is well-known, Jessica has lost quite a bit of weight since she started in the industry (back when she was 17 or 18, kids), primarily through what she claims was South Beach/Atkins/etc. As stated earlier in this thread, she also lost a cup size or two and her breasts got saggier. She definitely got a breast lift to fix the latter problem. Whether or not she got implants is still up for debate.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/ar...4052.html#4052



God, the things I do for you people.


ps: Totally unrelated, but still hilarious:

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...st-celeb-ever/

[KillarneyRose]

I know that coke use can have an adverse effect on one's looks after extended usage but I remember that a lot of the fifth floor girls at my college were serious cokeheads and they maintained their cute appearances for as long as I knew them.

[Honeykiss1974]

Ok, now I"m

Jess was already very slim. A 20 lbs weight loss on her would have left her with no booty and less boobs. If she lost 20 lbs for this role, but yet in this pic, she looks more shapely than before, then its obvious that its either camera angels and body positioning, padded bra and panties, or implants.

I think its camera angles and body positioning, but anyway.......

[Rudey]

Whenever I think of celebrities that do coke, I also like to imagine them if they did crack or meth.

-Rudey
--I attribute this to Dave Chappelle and his great show

[amycat412]

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
i prefer quiet, beautiful scenery, and enjoy the environment. smoking weed and surfing at lower tressels appeals to more to guys like me, not doing lines of coke on at toilet at Ivar or the Avalon or White Lotus!

me too.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
I know that coke use can have an adverse effect on one's looks after extended usage but I remember that a lot of the fifth floor girls at my college were serious cokeheads and they maintained their cute appearances for as long as I knew them.

Yea, you only start looking like countcrackula after doing an 8ball or more by yourself. Thats when the dark circles start coming out. During the superbowl we went through 11 8balls between 8 people in 48 hours & a 1/2 gallon of G. I passed out in a G hole in my driveway with a lit cig in my one hand and a rum & coke in the other. 2 of my friends picked me up and layed me in my bed. Needless to say that was the last time I got fucked up other than rolling for Paul Van Dyk when he was in Miami and in Jacksonville. The wierd thing is, 2 days ago one of my boys told me I made out with this girl named Casey-a swimmer at UF-that weekend and I didnt remember it at all. The girl and him went out the other night in orlando and she told him we made out.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by FirstAndFinest
I've never seen anyone who got a great body from doing coke. Weight-loss, yes. Saggy-boobs, yes. Acne, eye-bags, dried-out hair, all yes. If she's actually getting better-looking while using coke, then she's got an amazing magician - whoops, I mean trainer - or there is a talented air-brush artist working on her press shots.

Then you don't know too many coke whores. I havent met any with dried out hair or acne or eye-bags. And almost 100% of the ones I know all have fake tits.....so they're not saggy.


Where've you been all this time?

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by Rudey
Whenever I think of celebrities that do coke, I also like to imagine them if they did crack or meth.

-Rudey
--I attribute this to Dave Chappelle and his great show

I'm almost positive Dave Chappelle smokes crack.....just look at him.

[ZTAngel]

I would have to say every single person that I know who does coke isn't all dried out with bags under their eyes. They look the same as before they started using except skinnier.

[cashmoney]

I'm willing to bet there's a lot of people on GC who do coke.

[norcalchick]

her body is positioned weirdly in that pic, so she looks thicker there. did you see her at the mtv movie awards? really skinny

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/sou...%7c0&p=7&tag=1
hope that works

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by AchtungBaby80
She lost around 20 pounds to play the part of Daisy Duke. I read something about how her boobs went down two whole cup sizes, and she was really upset...duh, what do you think happens when you lose weight?? Luckily she had a little extra to begin with, plus, as you said, probably some real good bras.

It all depends on your body type. My boobs actually grew when I lost weight. I lost 1-2 pant sizes, and my boobs grew one cup size.

[tunatartare]

haha no really I swear

[tunatartare]

:-P