Chicks that annoy/smother you. - Page 2

winnieb · #16 05-27-2005, 11:43 AM

So you are dating a Short Girl, with Small Tits, whom you Hate to Phuck??? Is she a brunette too?

Hell Craig, marry her now-- she can do your domestic stuff- like sell your clothes and make your condo smell like girly yankee candles and cook fattening food for you, and then you can go out and find some hot girlfriend to keep on the side. Make sure you tell her this is exactly how it will be though-- no use treating her decently in the beginning, she will only come to expect it later on.

AlphaFrog · #17 05-27-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by winnieb
So you are dating a Short Girl, with Small Tits, whom you Hate to Phuck??? Is she a brunette too?

Hell Craig, marry her now-- she can do your domestic stuff- like sell your clothes and make your condo smell like girly yankee candles and cook fattening food for you, and then you can go out and find some hot girlfriend to keep on the side. Make sure you tell her this is exactly how it will be though-- no use treating her decently in the beginning, she will only come to expect it later on.

After about 5 years of marriage, she'll then be able to drag you to see Dr. Phil. She'll win a spa vacation and you'll win a free lifetime of therapy and get to be America's newest cheating husband.

cashmoney · #18 05-27-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by winnieb
So you are dating a Short Girl, with Small Tits, whom you Hate to Phuck??? Is she a brunette too?

Hell Craig, marry her now-- she can do your domestic stuff- like sell your clothes and make your condo smell like girly yankee candles and cook fattening food for you, and then you can go out and find some hot girlfriend to keep on the side. Make sure you tell her this is exactly how it will be though-- no use treating her decently in the beginning, she will only come to expect it later on.

Yes, she's a brunette. I thought that it's kind of ironic she's acting this way and is a brunette at the same time.

#19 05-27-2005, 12:44 PM

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Normally I would drop any other girl in this type of situation. But for some reason I havent ended things. I don't know if it's because I know that in many instances in the past when my parents gave me advice on things and I didnt take it I ended up regretting it or it got me in trouble. And now, as I get older, I take their advice because it usually turns out for the better for me.

I want to know something from some of you. Those that say end it with her....have you been this girl in this situation and have already gone through this?

Well, I'm not smothering, stupid, or a brunette, BUT I have been a girl who was crazy about a guy who saw it going no where, drug it out way too long, and then, broke my heart. I only say that for her sake (and your sake because I'd hate for you to have mediocre sex any longer than absolutely necessary

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AchtungBaby80 · #20 05-27-2005, 04:35 PM

The best advice I've read in a long time is to stop dating the "right" people for the wrong reasons, and start dating the "wrong" people for the right reasons. Don't pay any attention to your family or hers.

AKA_Monet · #21 05-27-2005, 05:40 PM

Craig, sweetheart,

Are you really ready for all of this? Homegirl is playing for keeps--are you?

I kinna agree with winnieb on this one. It's jacked but, hey, that's the way you roll...

As one of those possessive insecure sensitive women, I am working on myself and letting go of a lot of things. It is hard and it is probably easier to be alone for the "right" reasons than to be with someone for the "wrong" ones... But, hey, I am doing just fine.

The fact is, your cleaning lady girlfriend is trying to fill her void of neediness by using you as the bait. Now depending on the "craftiness" of her abilities, which would amaze even me if you couldn't see right through her, then eventually she will be trying to putty whoop you... Given that ain't no woman will never ever make you her slut puppy, boy toy, it may be best that you tell girlfriend that you like to play and your playing time isn't up yet...

Besides, sex in a formal relationship is not everything... But, money is... So, what you outta do is get girlfriend to the tantric educator and make her learn some moves quick if you want to keep her in the loop for serious relationships. Meanwhile, you better have enough money to pay for her shopping trips at that new mall in Altamonte Springs with the Needless Markup (Neiman Marcus) and high end stores so that when you do get busted with the hoebag tramp who is having your baby, then you can buy the wifey that 10-carat, color as your like it, platinum ring and bracelet set for forgiveness--Kobe-style...

That's my opinion, though...

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #22 05-27-2005, 08:56 PM

I disagree with your assessment of hand-holding. She may be needy and insecure, but I think it's a mistake to think *every* girl who likes to hold hands is needy and insecure. The fact that this girl is making you her life should be more an indication of that.

RedRoseSAI · #23 05-28-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by AKA_Monet
So, what you outta do is get girlfriend to the tantric educator and make her learn some moves quick if you want to keep her in the loop for serious relationships. Meanwhile, you better have enough money to pay for her shopping trips at that new mall in Altamonte Springs with the Needless Markup (Neiman Marcus) and high end stores so that when you do get busted with the hoebag tramp who is having your baby, then you can buy the wifey that 10-carat, color as your like it, platinum ring and bracelet set for forgiveness--Kobe-style...

HAHAHA! Now THAT is some good advice!

cashmoney · #24 05-30-2005, 11:51 AM

I bought this 50$ book, it's called the Karma Sutra Illuminated. It's pretty big. I bought it at one of these hippy stores. It has all these pics in it and she's read it. The wierd thing is, sex got worse after reading it.

onetime · #25 05-31-2005, 07:31 AM

I bought this 50$ book, it's called the Karma Sutra Illuminated. ... It has all these pics in it and she's read it. The wierd thing is, sex got worse after reading it.

Dude. That's not weird cashmoney, that's logical. If someone tries something unfamiliar then it follows there might be a learning curve where things slightly deteriorate before getting better: adjustment.

cashmoney · #26 05-31-2005, 08:04 AM

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Originally posted by onetime
I bought this 50$ book, it's called the Karma Sutra Illuminated. ... It has all these pics in it and she's read it. The wierd thing is, sex got worse after reading it.

Dude. That's not weird cashmoney, that's logical. If someone tries something unfamiliar then it follows there might be a learning curve where things slightly deteriorate before getting better: adjustment.

Never looked at it that way....thanks.

cashmoney · #27 05-31-2005, 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
I disagree with your assessment of hand-holding. She may be needy and insecure, but I think it's a mistake to think *every* girl who likes to hold hands is needy and insecure. The fact that this girl is making you her life should be more an indication of that.

And why???? Is it because you like to hold hands and don't want to think of yourself as needy or insecure? Haha.

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #28 05-31-2005, 11:12 AM

Clearly.

cashmoney · #29 05-31-2005, 11:56 AM

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Clearly.

^^^^

What a bitch.

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #30 05-31-2005, 12:48 PM

Please hold my hand?