Sorry ladies, but I have to ask.......... - Page 2

#1 05-05-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by KSig RC
bring on the frozen hotdog jokes!

It's not a joke, but amycat412 had some chocolate dipped frozen bananas last night.

B-A-N-A-N-Anas

sugar and spice · #2 05-05-2005, 08:35 PM

YOU GUYS, IF YOU'RE USING VEGGIES TO GET OFF, USE A CONDOM. Seriously. The amount of pesticides they put on that stuff could probably kill you faster than most STDs.

RedRoseSAI · #3 05-05-2005, 09:57 PM

Not to mention you don't know where those vegetables have been. Dirty veggies.

Dionysus · #4 05-05-2005, 10:23 PM

Especially put a rubber on those frozen hot dogs.

Rio_Kohitsuji · #5 05-06-2005, 10:05 AM

There was a chick from my high school who used the hotdog...it broke off inside her and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out.....oh how I laughed

I always thought, why use a hotdog? Go for a stick of salami or a damn bratwurst....hehe

AznSAE · #6 05-06-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Rio_Kohitsuji
There was a chick from my high school who used the hotdog...it broke off inside her and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out

LMAO

did i mention that i love the GC ladies

smiley21 · #7 05-06-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Rio_Kohitsuji
There was a chick from my high school who used the hotdog...it broke off inside her and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out.....oh how I laughed

Do you know that for a fact? I wonder if it is an urban legend. The exact same story went around my high school about a girl. Maybe this kind of thing happens more often than I realize.

Lady Pi Phi · #8 05-06-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
Do you know that for a fact? I wonder if it is an urban legend. The exact same story went around my high school about a girl. Maybe this kind of thing happens more often than I realize.

It's on Snopes, but they haven't been able to determine if the story is true or not.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/school.htm#hotdog

valkyrie · #9 05-06-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by smiley21
Do you know that for a fact? I wonder if it is an urban legend. The exact same story went around my high school about a girl. Maybe this kind of thing happens more often than I realize.

Yeah, I think everyone has heard a version of that story. Seriously though, how hard could it be to get that out by yourself? It's not like it could go THAT FAR.

sageofages · #10 05-06-2005, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by valkyrie
Yeah, I think everyone has heard a version of that story. Seriously though, how hard could it be to get that out by yourself? It's not like it could go THAT FAR.

I agree! Just squat and you can reach all the way to the top....think about...anyone ever "lose a tampon?" NOPE...dudn't happen...

#11 05-06-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by sageofages
I agree! Just squat and you can reach all the way to the top....think about...anyone ever "lose a tampon?" NOPE...dudn't happen...

My best friend and I were drunk in Vegas one time and while using the lobby bathroom she started crying in her stall. Apparently the string had come off the tampon. It didn't take too long for her to fish it out, but since we were shitfaced it took longer than it should have.

If anything it was more messy than painful. That's why I don't believe that hotdog story one bit.

JupiterTC · #12 05-06-2005, 09:48 PM

This reminds me of rumors in the 5th grade about tampons being lost. I seriously doubt a hot dog could ever get lost.

Rio_Kohitsuji · #13 05-09-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by smiley21
Do you know that for a fact? I wonder if it is an urban legend. The exact same story went around my high school about a girl. Maybe this kind of thing happens more often than I realize.

Yep, it's true, she was a class below me and had witnessess, heh.

I think with her it was one of those things of hearing about it seeing if it could possibly happen and then freaking out when it broke apart.

kateshort · #14 05-09-2005, 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by valkyrie
Yeah, I think everyone has heard a version of that story. Seriously though, how hard could it be to get that out by yourself? It's not like it could go THAT FAR.

Depends on how frozen it is. It could be that it was akin to a tongue touching a flagpole in winter-- with enough time and warmth, it'll unstick itself, but it won't be fun in the process.

LXAAlum · #15 05-09-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Rio_Kohitsuji
There was a chick from my high school who used the hotdog...it broke off inside her and she had to go to the emergency room to get it out.....oh how I laughed

I always thought, why use a hotdog? Go for a stick of salami or a damn bratwurst....hehe

Reminds me of a story from my father in law - back in the disco '70's (just a reminder, for those of you too young to even remember disco - it's DEAD...thank you)...his brother in law fell and broke his ankle while dancing.

Remember - 1970's. Disco. Polyester. Polyster pants.

At the ER, the doctor directed the staff to use scissors to remove his pants. He refused and tried to fight off the nurse.

Once restrained, the pants were removed.

Gasps of astonishment. Laughter. Seems his brother in law, in an effort to "endear" himself to the opposite sex, had taped a large portion of a kielbasa to his....thigh.