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[Inquisitive]

Originally posted by Steeltrap
CTFU...CTFU...CTFU.
To me, Flav looks like a Carolina River cricket.

Oh Lord, I'm dying! LOLOLOL!

[abaici]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
i can't believe how hard i was laughing at her commentary on vern. that isht was FUN-KNEE!! "here comes the scooter...he's butt a$$ naked...in the corner...pissing."

Her cadences had me on the floor!!! Oh, and the part about the "infamous scooter!!!

But really, I'm a little concerned about Vern. He's so small. I would be worried about alcohol poisoning.

Yeah, Jane is off the hook. As she stated, the Go-Go's were America's Sweetheart's, but none of them were all that sweet!

[abaici]

Originally posted by UpPinkies
Why was Marcus famous?

...and the first male supermodel. I was so in love with him!!!

[WenD08]

Vern will be like the dead midget that used to be on the Howard Stern show. he's outta control.
those shows (Strange Love and Surreal Life) are outta control i may pass and just read you all comments, you guys are funny. but then, there is Marcus, he is OH. SO. GORGEOUS. he's right up there w/Nigel from ANTM

[abaici]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
surreal life was a mess!!

da brat is delusional. sweetie, you ARE washed up. it's over. it's a wrap.

Is she washed up? Let's review her fabulous resume:

Three CD's that included the marginal hits Funkdafied, Give It To You, and What'chu Like
Appearance on the hit song Ladies Night (that was a good song, right...Angie Matinez's debut?)
She also rendered Oscar-worthy performances in Civil Brand and Glitter.

washed up? a has been? I'd agree with a statement made by someone else, she is a "never was"

NEXT!!!

[kiml122]

Originally posted by Gina1201
I could not stop laughing the ENTIRE episode.

Ok, I found myself watching this as well, and I too laughed thru the entire thing. When Verne got drunk...and his knows his little azz can't hold that much alcohol fell a sleep and Chris had to carry him to the room and put him in the bed I thought I was going to fall out. The other thing was when it was like he was coming on to Chris...this whole thing is going to be hella-funny.

[ms_gwyn]

I didn't watch it at first, but I heard some clips and I just had to watch it...besides chris knight is just TOO FINE for words. I remember when the brady movies first came out and I saw him, he grew up very nicely. And that six pack ain't bad either. oh yea, I loves me some peter brady.

Verne was a trip, I loved the DA BRAT's reaction as she was going to get Chris, that was classic.

I think I am officially hooked on the show.....this is a train wreck, but you can't turn away

[CrimsonTide4]

I've never seen this show but will tune in tonight for the replay @ 9 EST.
The replay of Strange Love comes on at 7 but I am usually en route. We'll see.

[CrimsonTide4]

I clearly should have been watching this show from the giddy up!!


I have never LMAO so hard at a show before in my life. I LMAO harder than watching any Madea plays.

Verne, Verne, Verne. . . he was low key eye molesting Adrienne's body at that meal last night.
THat scooter had me in tears!

Da Brat made his urination scene funnier with her narration.

Soror MeezDiscreet, I had did my crunches earlier but LMAO reinforced that exercise.

Adrienne Curry, you probably have Tyra somewhere straight up embarrassed. Someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows EVA, please tell her to stay away from Surreal Life because I declare before God Almighty if I evER see her on that show face down and azz up for Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis, I will just die!!!

I used to love to watch WWE and had a respect for Chyna as a female athlete. She assassinated that respect last night faster than a Hulk Hogan match against Scott Steiner. She also appears quite DUMB not knowing that her pic was up on that wall. She has a band mmk?!?!!? She got on my nerves with that room situation. My God, she can SNORE!!!!! I would have rolled out like Da Brat too.

Jane, straight up FREAK!!! I can see her trying to do a 3some with Adrienne and Chris.

Did you all see that Chris gets NO RESIDUALS at all from the Brady Bunch!?!??!?! Oh and I admit, he looks dayum nice for his age. Those abs are

I'll keep tuning in, but NOTHING gets in the way of Desperate Housewives.

[kiml122]

This is the first time that I think that I will watch the full season of Surreal Life. I didn't even know about it until season 2, but never watched any of it until last season with Flava Flav, and I didn't watch that faithfully, but this season....oh it's going to be on and popping. That first ep was so damn funny. I didn't know Marcus or the chick from ANTM because I have never seen that show either, but she has the hots for old Peter Brady...he he he.

When Da Brat called her manager and was telling her that she wanted to leave because "Peter Brady" was on there and he is a has been, I wanted to say and you are not.

Verne's ass really better watch his alcohol intake. He knows that being only 2'8" that he can't handle alcohol like that, but I must admit that he made the scenes funny as all get out.

[ladylike]

How come I CAN'T get the image of Verne's yoda-like nekkid body on scooter out of my head? Lawd. Make. It. Stop. LOL

[DELTAQTE]

Originally posted by ladylike
How come I CAN'T get the image of Verne's yoda-like nekkid body on scooter out of my head? Lawd. Make. It. Stop. LOL

Man I cried! I can't believe the first episode was that funny!

Peter was looking RIGHT. You know you're tight if you can stand next to the model and hold your own in the abs department, yessir! You guys know he's dating Adrienne in real life right?

And then after all that happened, Peter was talking and that curtain fell on him, the whole house was CTFU and so was I.

[BirthaBlue4]

Originally posted by ladylike
Flava Flave looks greasy in an ashy sort of way.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is TOO true. I didn't know he was that...facially dynamic. Makes my stomach turn. Did you see them lying on the bed talking with his cookabugs in his hear looking like a homeless drunk on crack? I had to turn lol.

[Gina1201]

The fifth season of the Surreal Life is going to be crazy. It's going to feature Janice Dickenson (ANTM) and Omarosa (Apprentice). I posted the story in the Entertainment thread. You know it's going to be TONS of drama!!Thread in Entertainment

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Gina1201
The fifth season of the Surreal Life is going to be crazy. It's going to feature Janice Dickenson (ANTM) and Omarosa (Apprentice). I posted the story in the Entertainment thread. You know it's going to be TONS of drama!!Thread in Entertainment

And don't forget, Jose "Juicy" Canseco will also be featured. Now I think Juicy Canseco is a rat, a punk, etc., but dayum, he's well-muscled.