Cashmoney's answer to H & A

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by ShaedyKD
I think that the official color of the P&H should be platinum. Can I be the official designer of Pimp Cups? I'm pretty crafty when it comes to bling. Pimp Pimp, Hooray!

Damn, I was thinking about making you rush chairman. The motto will be; "Never lose the passion to go platinum". Everyone will get their "Get Crunked" pimp cups upon intiation. And yes, there will be hazing.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

So I am guessing that since I am a part of the H&A I can't join the P&whatever, b/c I've already been initiated, right?

But one of my H&A sisters told me that there was a loophole where I can be initiated into one group, drop out, and join somewhere else. Is that correct?????

I go tanning, highlight my hair, and get my nails done...so maybe that alone disqualifies me. Oh well.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by DGqueen17
Well I would join but I'm not sure if I would be a Pimp or a Hottie since we are the same person Craig(myself).

You could be both!

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
So I am guessing that since I am a part of the H&A I can't join the P&whatever, b/c I've already been initiated, right?

But one of my H&A sisters told me that there was a loophole where I can be initiated into one group, drop out, and join somewhere else. Is that correct?????

I go tanning, highlight my hair, and get my nails done...so maybe that alone disqualifies me. Oh well.

Denied.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
You could be both!

Definitely denied.

Originally posted by cashmoney
Definitely denied.

Duuuuuude. Kiki's so hawt. I'd hit it.

I'm H&A too...so I'm deeeeeenied.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by OohTeenyWahine
Duuuuuude. Kiki's so hawt. I'd hit it.

I'm H&A too...so I'm deeeeeenied.

I'll let you in if you tell me your ritual.

Originally posted by cashmoney
I'll let you in if you tell me your ritual.

That's easy. We get drunk on pink drinks and then we have naked pillow fights while we discuss handbags.

[sugar and spice]

Originally posted by cashmoney
Definitely denied.

Wait . . . I'm missing something.

Did I petition for membership?

Or does posting in this thread automatically count as a petition for membership?


At any rate, considering that this is about the 59th time somebody has attempted to rip off the H&A (Death Squad is still my favorite, by the way) and none of y'all have done it correctly, I'd like to point out that the H&A doesn't advertise for membership. I guess a group for pimps doesn't really have to have the whole "discretion" thing going on though.


. . . and I'm back to the pink thread, I think.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
Wait . . . I'm missing something.

Did I petition for membership?

Or does posting in this thread automatically count as a petition for membership?


At any rate, considering that this is about the 59th time somebody has attempted to rip off the H&A (Death Squad is still my favorite, by the way) and none of y'all have done it correctly, I'd like to point out that the H&A doesn't advertise for membership. I guess a group for pimps doesn't really have to have the whole "discretion" thing going on though.


. . . and I'm back to the pink thread, I think.

Sorry, no big pinkies are allowed in this thread.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by jharb
Obviously you do or you wouldn't have started this thread!

No, I don't. I only started this thread and P & H because I figured if GeekyPenguin had her own slut club why couldn't I? Besides, the cool people and the hotties are only allowed in P & H. So far this is what we have (we're not afraid to post our member's screen names); Me, Bobby, ShaedyKD, ADPiUCF,DGQueen17, Sororitygirl2 is an honorary member, ZTAngel has an open bid when she's back from the holidays, 33girl is pending (don't know if Bobby wants to give her the title she wanted), thermobryan, norcalchick and crzychx. We're going to take over GC like Pike does nationally.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Originally posted by cashmoney
We're going to take over GC like Pike does nationally.

Hmm, I guess you do learn something new everyday. I had no idea that Pike was the largest and most popular national fraternity. Wow! That's a really great accomplishment, I bet that makes you feel real special!

[norcalchick]

hehe. Yay! i'm in the P & H! So does it matter who's a pimp or hottie? Or are Cash and Bobby the only pimps?

[BobbyTheDon]

dude. i aint no pimp. i just pretend i'm one online to make for a good show on greek chat. In real life I'm a short guy who works on his body all the time to compensate for his lack of height. Or so that is what my ex girlfriend said. But in reality, I work out because I like being healthy. She was just jealous because she thought she didn't have a great body so she wanted me to not work out so we can be proportional. So I did. Then I became a tubby. So then I became short AND flabby. Aiya...the things you do for a woman.


La la la. Do any of you know how to use chopsticks? I hate it when my mom makes fun of me because I suck at using them. She tells my auntie in Dallas that I bring home white chicks that use chopsticks better than me. It may be true but whatever. One day I'll show her!!!

Am I hijacking this thread on purpose? You better believe I am biotch.

Fabs, you are cool in my books. However, you need to stop going to tanning salons. Those are bad for you. I don't want you getting skin cancer man.

Hey 33girl, I never figured out what sorority you are in?!

Hey Sugar and Spice. Answer these three questions for me

1- Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped off. Who was left?

2- Is THE KILLERS considered emo? or more indy rock?


3- Who can win in a fight. Mike Tyson with no teeth or Barry Alverez with a steak in front of him.

DGQueen, did you know that when I read your sn on greekchat, i still think it is DragQueen?

HottyToddy- did you know that when I see your sn on here, i sing the song... Hotty Toddy...we likes to party. We don't cause trouble and we don't, BOTHER nobody!

Kitso - You drink to much. Did you buy a razor yet?

Rudey - I think I can get that video for you homie. I have a that is homie that is a teke so he told cliff. I just gotta get a hold of that dude. so you owe me a beer biotch.


I expect to read your answers sometime next year.



HAPPY NEW YEAR MARTHA FOCKERS!!!!


sincerely,

your favorite Asssss----hooolllllleeeeeeee ( meet the fockers )

Originally posted by BobbyTheDon


La la la. Do any of you know how to use chopsticks? I hate it when my mom makes fun of me because I suck at using them. She tells my auntie in Dallas that I bring home white chicks that use chopsticks better than me. It may be true but whatever. One day I'll show her!!!

I think I know how to use chopsticks. But my Japanese grandma always yells at me because I hold them the wrong way. I don't care. As long as I get the food to my mouth then it's all G.