In This Thread, We Say...

[AOIIalum]

In the frozen land of Nador...they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing.

[Susan_Renee]

its just a flesh wound!

[PhiPsiRuss]

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

[AOIIalum]

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

[carnation]

The can-can scene. (No, let's NOT go to Camelot.)

The coconuts.

Sir Robin's shield suddenly sporting a chicken.

[honeychile]

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[PhiPsiRuss]

She's got HUGE tracts of land!

[GPhiLlama]

Three is the number that thou shalt count, and thou shalt count to three.

[Optimist Prime]

Oh Lord bless this, thy holy handgrenade, so that I may blast mine enimies into little bits, in thy mercy. And they, being not in your sight. Thinkst not of it.

[Susan_Renee]

She's a witch!!
She turned me into a newt...I got better.

[PhiPsiRuss]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay;
I sleeps at night and I works all day.

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the la-va-tree
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
and hang around bars

I cut down trees
I wear high heels
suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear pa-pa!

[PSK480]

What also floats in water?
lead... apples... very small rocks... great gravy... churches, churches... a Duck!

[XOMichelle]

one, two, five!
Three sir, three!

[tinydancer]

Dead Bishop on the landing!

[Optimist Prime]

the oral sex! the oral sex!