It Should Be Against the Law. . .

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by abaici

...for athletes to make more than teachers

DITTO!! Take ol boy's salary who is suspended for the rest of the season and give it to the teachers in the city he plays in.

It should be against the law to use the bathroom and not wash your hands afterward.

It should be against the law to have more pets than a certain square footage ratio.

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by lostnfound117
Soror, I'm on my way to arrest you and abaci.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

How did your toenails get discolored. Sometimes my big toe kind of hurts when I skate, and my mom told me to be careful b/c it may turn black. Do you know why this happens?

The constant rubbing of the shoe against the nail for years causes damage. Also poor circulation can cause nail discoloration.

[ShiningStar83]

for heavy set women to wear narrow stiletto heels, causing foot meat to hang out and the shoes to lean
(saw this at the movies last night)

for people to tailgate

for people who can't complete a sentence to run our country

for mother's to go to the club with their kids and "drop it like it's hot" more than the people in the club combined

for said kids to cheer mom on while she does "the dog" and "the crybaby" and other dances that involve hunching the floor

*the last two incidents took place at the after party for our basketball game*

[abaici]

Originally posted by lostnfound117
Soror, I'm on my way to arrest you and abaci.......
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

hijack/

Hey, it's a personal style thing. I like nude/natural colored fingernails and dramatic polish on my feet. It's not like I have orange (eww) on my hands and pink on my feet.

/end hijack

[aephi alum]

... for little kids to wear outfits that make them look like they should be working a street corner
... to talk on a hand-held cell phone while driving (it is illegal in some places, it should be illegal everywhere)
... for heavier women to wear midriff-baring tops and micro-miniskirts
... to wear tight little dresses with miniskirts and stiletto heels to synagogue or church (I see it happen ALL THE TIME )

And I have to agree on athletes making more than teachers and people not washing their hands after using the bathroom (ewww...)

Edit: And how about when people don't flush in a public restroom? EWWW...

[SummerChild]

To talk on the cellphone so loud that I can hear your conversation. To talk on the cellphone while driving.

To leave the house with white socks on (with black pants and black shoes).
SC

[1savvydiva]

...to start multiple stupid-azz topics on messageboards.

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
...to start multiple stupid-azz topics on messageboards.

How much TP do YOU use per week???

ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

[preciousjeni]

to have such incredible women the single organization of Theta Nu Xi. (And, Delta Sigma Theta, since I'm in your house!)

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
...to start multiple stupid-azz topics on messageboards.

Oh my fooking goodness. I think I know what you are talking about now. I just opened that thread a minute ago.

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Oh my fooking goodness. I think I know what you are talking about now. I just opened that thread a minute ago.

What, who, where?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by abaici
I do this all the time...arrest me because I refuse to match them


...to stay in bed all day
...for Ashanti to sing and Lisa Ray to act
...for athletes to make more than teachers

So do I. Light polish on fingernails, dark polish on toes.

It should be against the law...

...for Kobe B**** Bryant to have broken up the Lakers.
...for anyone to name their babyperson after an alcoholic beverage.

[BabyBlue91]

Originally posted by SummerChild
To leave the house with white socks on (with black pants and black shoes).
SC

I have a photo of myself an a male who shall remain nameless -- he is wearing a red suit, black shoes ... and MJ-style glittery white socks.

Originally posted by ShiningStar83
for mother's to go to the club with their kids and "drop it like it's hot" more than the people in the club combined

How about moms who go to the club and give shout-outs over the radio to their kids at hours they ought to be in bed? Bwah!

[#1 Leading Lady]

For people who fail the drivers license test more than 3 times to still be able to get a license.

I went to renew my license and this chick, and I use the term loosely, says " Dis is my 7th try @ getting my drivers license ohhhhhhhh I hope I pass dis tyme"

I like WHAT! 7 times, honey you need a permanent bus pass

[The Truth]

......to have a messed up grill. Getting braces should be the standard. Put a lil mo cash toward the goal for invisalign if you are too vain for the metal. Just handle your business.