Moral Dillema Thread - Page 2

Lil' Hannah · #16 09-23-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Would she eat kosher?

-Rudey

Dude, she'd be kosher.

IowaStatePhiPsi · #17 09-23-2004, 01:14 PM

Is this thread to help Rudith deal with homoerotic tendencies?

Rudey · #18 09-23-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by IowaStatePhiPsi
Is this thread to help Rudith deal with homoerotic tendencies?

I only had sexual relations with Bobby's dad. There were no homoerotic tendencies or feelings involved.

Stop making this into a gay thread.

Now Stan, would you kill your clone?

Lil' hannah is she kosher or kosher style?

-Rudey
--Important questions

Lil' Hannah · #19 09-23-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Lil' hannah is she kosher or kosher style?

-Rudey
--Important questions

I don't know what this means. But I'll say she's kosher.

BobbyTheDon · #20 09-23-2004, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
I only had sexual relations with Bobby's dad. There were no homoerotic tendencies or feelings involved.

Stop making this into a gay thread.

Now Stan, would you kill your clone?

Lil' hannah is she kosher or kosher style?

-Rudey
--Important questions

Rudey, here is a scenerio.

Ok, say you are at a bar and you see the Bush Twins. And the twins are like, " oh my gosh! Rudkinsky is H O T, HOT! So dude, you coul easily score with one of the Bush twins at this point. You are talking to them and they laugh at everything you say. You are so in. Then, you go to the bar, to buy the twins a drink (with the money they gave you). Then all of the sudden, some dude who looks like you comes in (your clone), and starts swooping in on them! Ok, so you think to yourself " ok, my clone is pimpin on the twins too. Thats cool theres two of them".

Then, suddenly both of them leave the bar with Rudinski #2. One on each arm. You just got cockblock majorly, by your own clone. He left with BOTH OF THEM. You are a failure at this point. You did not reach the pinnacle of greatness, instead your clone does.

what do you do? a) murder him b) go cry like a biotch c) give my dad a call

Rudey · #21 09-23-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Rudey, here is a scenerio.

Ok, say you are at a bar and you see the Bush Twins. And the twins are like, " oh my gosh! Rudkinsky is H O T, HOT! So dude, you coul easily score with one of the Bush twins at this point. You are talking to them and they laugh at everything you say. You are so in. Then, you go to the bar, to buy the twins a drink (with the money they gave you). Then all of the sudden, some dude who looks like you comes in (your clone), and starts swooping in on them! Ok, so you think to yourself " ok, my clone is pimpin on the twins too. Thats cool theres two of them".

Then, suddenly both of them leave the bar with Rudinski #2. One on each arm. You just got cockblock majorly, by your own clone. He left with BOTH OF THEM. You are a failure at this point. You did not reach the pinnacle of greatness, instead your clone does.

what do you do? a) murder him b) go cry like a biotch c) give my dad a call

OK for this I will bring up my friend in Sophomore year of college. I received the biggest cock block of my life that year. Basically I'm at a New Year's Eve part and I'm holding this girl and saying all these lines that would maek you want to barf. We're about to go to this other's dude place and I'm set. My friend basically asks me to get him something from the car because he's sick. When I get back, he's holding the beeyotch. Hence, the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block of Sophomore Year.

At this point you might think I was out for the count. But no. If I'm not getting any play, then nobody will. Cock-blocks all around. Said friend got a quick rabbit punch to the back of the head. He threw up within 10 minutes. I told another girl that one of my friends had an STD so he got blocked. And the first dude that got punched went and put a cold can of beer between a girl's legs that was hooking up with our other dude (Edited to add: I think he also reasoned that she was ugly so he was in fact helping the dude out but I am not sure). Hence cock blocks all around. That was the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block Festival.

What does this story have to do with anything?

Nothing really, except to say that since then I have vowed never to just willingly accept a cock-block. Never again will one of my boys put his arm around a girl I'm talking to and pull a block. Never again.

Hence I would probably follow him in a car, quickly stab him, hide him, get mine, and eat him the following day.

-Rudey
--Names have been changed to protect the innocent

BobbyTheDon · #22 09-23-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
OK for this I will bring up my friend in Sophomore year of college. I received the biggest cock block of my life that year. Basically I'm at a New Year's Eve part and I'm holding this girl and saying all these lines that would maek you want to barf. We're about to go to this other's dude place and I'm set. My friend basically asks me to get him something from the car because he's sick. When I get back, he's holding the beeyotch. Hence, the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block of Sophomore Year.

At this point you might think I was out for the count. But no. If I'm not getting any play, then nobody will. Cock-blocks all around. Said friend got a quick rabbit punch to the back of the head. He threw up within 10 minutes. I told another girl that one of my friends had an STD so he got blocked. And the first dude that got punched went and put a cold can of beer between a girl's legs that was hooking up with our other dude (Edited to add: I think he also reasoned that she was ugly so he was in fact helping the dude out but I am not sure). Hence cock blocks all around. That was the Shasty McNasty Cock-Block Festival.

What does this story have to do with anything?

Nothing really, except to say that since then I have vowed never to just willingly accept a cock-block. Never again will one of my boys put his arm around a girl I'm talking to and pull a block. Never again.

Hence I would probably follow him in a car, quickly stab him, hide him, get mine, and eat him the following day.

-Rudey
--Names have been changed to protect the innocent

Spoken like a true man of brilliance.

I would do the same...except say tell the girl that the guy is gay, thats why he is so friendly to her.

Rudey · #23 09-23-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
Spoken like a true man of brilliance.

I would do the same...except say tell the girl that the guy is gay, thats why he is so friendly to her.

I've found that the gay rumor thing doesn't work as well for me. The ladies look at me and think I'm being childish. Of course I'm childish, but really ladies, this dude is gay like Ricky Martin!

-Rudey

Rudey · #24 09-23-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
I don't know what this means. But I'll say she's kosher.

Was she circumcised?

-Rudey

Lil' Hannah · #25 09-23-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Was she circumcised?

-Rudey

No way.

Rudey · #26 09-23-2004, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
No way.

What would you do if she cock blocked you?

Say you're about to hook up with Paris Hilton. You have your hand on her butt. Your clone comes in, kick you behind the knee so you fall, and asks for a ciggie from Paris.

Paris is of course trashed and doesn't realize what happened.

What do you do?

-Rudey

Lil' Hannah · #27 09-23-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
What would you do if she cock blocked you?

Say you're about to hook up with Paris Hilton. You have your hand on her butt. Your clone comes in, kick you behind the knee so you fall, and asks for a ciggie from Paris.

Paris is of course trashed and doesn't realize what happened.

What do you do?

-Rudey

I thank my lucky stars that I didn't have to get with that skank.

Then I'd go over to the other side of the bar and get all up ons Jack Black.

Thanks clone!