Doggone it! How Come? Pt. V

[librasoul22]

How Come Craig David's CD is pretty tight, even though I was a doubter?
How Come I brought him with me today for Ideal08?

How Come I found that picture on a website called obsessed-fan.com (no lie!! LOL)
How Come someone needs to bring me Maxwell?
How Come I really am having a How Come writer's block today?
How Come the tongue sticking out is called a razz?
How Come I am feeling your outlook, #1 Leading Lady?
How Come I hope I can have your strength during tough times?
How Come I am very happy for sphinxpoet and his mother?
How Come I am out so I hope all of y'all have a nice afternoon?

[Ideal08]

How come I just noticed something funny about Ideal08?
How come when she types, she says what she is typing in her head?

Ex. Blah blah blah, LOL

How come the above would sound like this in my head: blah blah blah comma space el oh el?

How come I had to LOL at myself for that "comma space el oh el?"
How come that is so funny to me?

How come I really want CT4 go get her own variety show?
How come I think she is just THAT funny?
How come (sorry, carla, I have to tell) she says the FUNNIEST, OFF THE WALL stuff to people?
How come she told this chick in college that she was a wart on her @$$? lmao
How come she just told this dude that he makes her @$$ itch? LMAO
How come that is HILARIOUS to me?! LOL LOL
How come I'm going to have to use that one?

How come 2D is right?
How come they really always come back?
How come it's usually TOO LATE?
How come you shoulda thought about that before?
How come don't nobody believe nothin you say now?
How come you will forever be a liar in my eyes?
How come that includes the I love you's and I want to take care of you's?
How come you can take care of that other trick that caused your mind and 3rd leg to stray in the first place?
How come you say she's not worthy?
How come she may as well have been?
How come 2D got me goin off in here?
How come I'm going to R, R, & R?
How come this time tomorrow I will be in SPA HEAVEN?

How come I am in such a GOOD mood today???
How come, yall, how come?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by librasoul22:
How Come Craig David's CD is pretty tight, even though I was a doubter?
How Come I brought him with me today for Ideal08?

How Come I found that picture on a website called obsessed-fan.com (no lie!! LOL)
How Come someone needs to bring me Maxwell?
How Come I really am having a How Come writer's block today?
How Come the tongue sticking out is called a razz?
How Come I am feeling your outlook, #1 Leading Lady?
How Come I hope I can have your strength during tough times?
How Come I am very happy for sphinxpoet and his mother?
How Come I am out so I hope all of y'all have a nice afternoon?

How come on any other day, this would have excited me beyond belief?
How come I received a bit of bad news today?
How come I have another friend who is over in England?
(How come the other one came back empty handed? How come I told him he will never be Tom Cruise, failing missions like that?)
How come I was telling my friend to find him (Craig) and bring him back with her?
How come I was on a serious mission?
How come she BROKE and gave me the bad news?
How come CRAIG DOESN'T DATE BLACK WOMEN?
How come I told Kelli and CT4 that I had some urgent news and needed a chat window opened?
How come they were that that was my urgent issue?
How come I really did need to chat about Craig, though?
How come I couldn't believe that crazy mess?
How come had I known that, his CD would STILL be at MediaPlay?
How come I still like it though?
How come our whirlwind romance has come to a complete HALT?
How come I think I messed up with Musiq?
How come I wonder if he'll take me back?
How come that's exactly what I get?

How come I'm glad I wasn't the only obsessed fan out there?
How come he lookin' kinda good in the picture, even still?
How come he's not even my type?
How come I'm still talking about his behind??????





[This message has been edited by Ideal08 (edited August 08, 2001).]

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come she just told this dude that he makes her @$$ itch? LMAO
How come that is HILARIOUS to me?! LOL LOL
How come I'm going to have to use that one?

How Come that line is NOT original?
How Come I TOLD Carla that last night?
How Come,I'mma have to stop revealing my sayings?
How Come I should have them patented?
How Come Carla is using that line as her own?
How Come just yestdiddy, she dared anyone to use one of her lines?
How Come, ain't this some chit?
How Come, doggone it, how freaking come?
How Come Ideal has some i-shoes? LMAO
How Come ya'll a mess?
How Come I had something else to say, but I have forgotten it?
How Come I remember?
How Come this has been a crazy week for GC?
How Come there must be a full moon out?
How Come I'm cooking my dinner?
How Come I'm smelling something burnt?
How Come I said burnt and not burned?
How Come I better go down and check on it?
How Come I can't afford to burn my dinner?
How Come the weather is too nasty to go out in case I do?
How Come I better end here?



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[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME I say you make my ass itch all the time especially when at school?

HOW COME I started saying it 2 years ago--B.GC (before GC)?

HOW COME I will say itch/sick/ache/throb -- which ever most applies?

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
HOW COME I say you make my ass itch all the time especially when at school?

HOW COME I started saying it 2 years ago--B.GC (before GC)?

HOW COME I will say itch/sick/ache/throb -- which ever most applies?

How Come you should have said it EARLIER than today?
How Come it's too much of a coincidence?
How Come I've been saying it longer than 2 years?
How Come my mother used to say it when she really got upset?
How Come she'd also say, you're gonna make the N-word roll out of me?
How Come now she claims she never said stuff like that?
How Come?
How Come,getting back to you?
How Come I'll say what I want?
How Come I'll use "YOUR sayings" anytime or any place?
How Come I'mma see how you like them apples?
How Come the audacity of some?
How Come doggone it, how come?
How Come you better not send me an email asking me about HOW COME?
How Come I need to find some ghetto smilies?
How Come I wish I could format/create some?
How Come these German ones ain't gonna get it right about now?

LMAO

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come on any other day, this would have excited me beyond belief?
How come I received a bit of bad news today?
How come I have another friend who is over in England?
(How come the other one came back empty handed? How come I told him he will never be Tom Cruise, failing missions like that?)
How come I was telling my friend to find him (Craig) and bring him back with her?
How come I was on a serious mission?
How come she BROKE and gave me the bad news?
How come CRAIG DOESN'T DATE BLACK WOMEN?
How come I told Kelli and CT4 that I had some urgent news and needed a chat window opened?
How come they were that that was my urgent issue?
How come I really did need to chat about Craig, though?
How come I couldn't believe that crazy mess?
How come had I known that, his CD would STILL be at MediaPlay?
How come I still like it though?
How come our whirlwind romance has come to a complete HALT?
How come I think I messed up with Musiq?
How come I wonder if he'll take me back?
How come that's exactly what I get?

How come I'm glad I wasn't the only obsessed fan out there?
How come he lookin' kinda good in the picture, even still?
How come he's not even my type?
How come I'm still talking about his behind??????



[This message has been edited by Ideal08 (edited August 08, 2001).]

How Come oops!
How Come my bad! LOL
How Come I'ma make it better by saying that I think his eyebrows are ARCHED?
And How Come I think this means that your friend didn't mean to say that he doesn't date "BLACK WOMEN," but that he doesn't date WOMEN, PERIOD?
How Come???

[HeartbrAKA]

How come I wanna thank you guys for all the hugs?
How come I knew yall would make me feel better?
How come today is 08/08?
How come I know that was corny but I had to do it anyway?

[kitten03]

How come I'm at work?
How come I just hugged and kissed my comp screen?
How come I love Craig David's a$$ets?
How come yall lyin about him not dating black women?
How come I'll change him?
How come once you go black you never go back?
How come I'ma have to catch his lil red a$$ets?
How come I'm gonna seduce him?
How come the rest I can't tell yall?

[EliteSpring01]

How come people spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE.

How come making a smoking section in a restaurant is like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

How come if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", it makes the Tennessee Titans the.....?

How come:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
and
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

How come yall how come??????

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by Miss. Mocha:
How come I wasn't born rich instead of so darn cute?(LOL)

How come that's so funny? LOL LOL!

How come I forgot to tell yall about my sister's birthday party this past weekend?
How come we had a ball?
How come it was at a restaurant/bar?
How come it was not a huge, well known spot?
How come I'm setting yall up so yall will understand later?
How come we were chillin' in our little no name spot?
How come the next thing we know in walks Renaldo Rey?
How come I said, That looks like Renaldo Rey?
How come my friend said, That IS Renaldo Rey?
How come I was str8 trippin'?
How come I was like, what is he doin in here?
How come he had that black motorcylce hat on that I HATE?
How come he was just chillin'?
How come he gave my sister $10 to pin on her shirt for her birthday?
How come he took a picture with her, too?
How come that was really nice?

How come there was also a Call and Post photographer/reporter there?
How come I need to tell yall that the Call and Post is a Black newspaper?
How come I just found out (yesterday) that every city didn't have a Call and Post?
How come we are going to be in the Call and Post?
How come I was happy my sister had such a happy day?

How come Black folks pin money on themselves on their birthday?
How come I wonder where that mess came from?
How come no one ever rips it off?
How come you would think that foul ignorant mess would happen all the time?
How come yall know that white folks don't do that, right?
How come I ain't find that out until a couple of months ago?
How come I love Black people?



[This message has been edited by Ideal08 (edited August 08, 2001).]

[poizniv]

How come:
1. When people call you when you're sleep and you TELL them that you are sleep, they still want to talk or just sit there and hold the phone?
2. When you try to tell someone that you are not interested in them without being so blunt, they just don't get the picture?
3. When you wash your car and wax it and shine up your rims and tires that it always seems to rain (but just enough to get water spots all over your fresh ride)?

Tell me how come, how come, how come?

[poizniv]

How come:
1. When people call you when you're sleep and you TELL them that you are sleep, they still want to talk or just sit there and hold the phone?
2. When you try to tell someone that you are not interested in them without being so blunt, they just don't get the picture?
3. When you wash your car and wax it and shine up your rims and tires that it always seems to rain (but just enough to get water spots all over your fresh ride)?

Tell me how come, how come, how come?

[kell1gs]

HOW COME i feel absolutely terrible?
HOW COME the guy the one i was how comin about earlier... i called him?
HOW COME i didnt know what i was gonna say but i just had to talk to him?
HOW COME it was because id been thinkin about him all day and it was distracting me during my test?
HOW COME thats bad?
HOW COME something awful happened?
HOW COME he said he didnt feel like talkin to me?
HOW COME that pissyied me off?
HOW COME i was like well fine dont talk to me then?
HOW COME i didnt let him explain?
HOW COME he couldnt talk because he was at the hospital?
HOW COME he called later and tell me what happend?
HOW COME his lil cousin had complications after surgery?
HOW COME shes really bad off?
HOW COME shes on life support?
HOW COME he starts speakin in spanish when hes upset?
HOW COME i could hear his mom crying while he was talkin to me from the hospital waiting room long distance?
HOW COME he didn't call his girlfriend?
HOW COME if id have called him when i started 2 at a decent hour(9:00) he woulda been home chillin and we woulda talked and made matters worse?
HOW COME he really needs "friend" kelly not "lover" kelly right now?
HOW COME its a blessing that i didnt call him earlier?
HOW COME the Lord works in mysterious ways?
HOW COME he loves me(all of us) and he's got a plan?
HOW COME i put my feelings and anger aside and could be there for him?
HOW COME 6hrs ago if somebody told me id be his shoulder to cry on that i would've had them institutionalized?
HOW COME everything happens for a reason?
HOW COME? huh? HOW COME?


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[This message has been edited by kell1gs (edited August 09, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by kell1gs (edited August 09, 2001).]

[poizniv]

How come kellgs:
1. You just said a mouth full.
2. You just made me feel sad.
3. You just made me cry.
4. You just turned into a "curly-haired
kid.


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Iota Delta Omega Chapter Spring '01 POIZ 'N IV