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Old 05-13-2004, 12:38 AM
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That's funny!! I don't care who you are, that's funny!

No sweetheart, it's not just because you're drinking!!
it better be funny, that was my 2500th post

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Old 05-13-2004, 10:45 PM
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hehe, this is fun



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Old 05-14-2004, 03:54 AM
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A longhorn farmer takes his horse into the vet, saying that this steed was the best and most interesting on earth. Now this vet was a good man, undergrad at OU, DVM at A&M. He did a complete and detailed examination of the horse, and couldn't find anything special about it. The farmer tells the vet to lift the horse's tail, which he did, and then the vet laughed. The farmer asked what was so funny and isn't that amazing. To which the vet replied,

"No, any horse's ass can whistle "The Eyes of Texas.""
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Old 05-14-2004, 04:31 AM
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An Aggie was driving to Houston to visit his parents. He arrived five hours late. When his parents asked what happend, he replied, "Well, I kept seeing signs that said 'Clean Restrooms Ahead'. I must have stopped fifty times."
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:49 PM
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"No, any horse's ass can whistle "The Eyes of Texas.""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's great!!!
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:01 PM
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"No, any horse's ass can whistle "The Eyes of Texas.""
Why didn't I see that one coming! Very funny stuff.
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Old 05-14-2004, 07:11 PM
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OMG, damn how did I miss this one!

Laffing so damn hard, will be hard to get My Salmon out of the can!

Texass if a funny place especially when yOu know the Horns and Agggies or at or at least some of them!

Listen Greek Greek, you had better let me Know if You are coming threw!
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Old 05-14-2004, 09:15 PM
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An Aggie was driving to Houston to visit his parents. He arrived five hours late. When his parents asked what happend, he replied, "Well, I kept seeing signs that said 'Clean Restrooms Ahead'. I must have stopped fifty times."
HAHAHAHAHA!! Good one!
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:40 PM
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:50 PM
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Maybe next time they'll wait a little longer before making tshirts to sell????

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Old 05-15-2004, 06:32 PM
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"snicker"
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Old 05-17-2004, 04:22 AM
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Re: Maybe next time they'll wait a little longer before making tshirts to sell????

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Actually, as I used to work for a t-shirt company...

You make shirts for all the outcomes, and then just wait until the announcement to ship them. That way you can maximize profits by having the shirts in the stores the very next day, The wasted shirts are then used for scrap, and testing new silk screens.
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:58 PM
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oooooooh ADPiZXAlum????? you there???????

Are you going to the Futility Bowl, AKA Baylor and ISU game this weekend? Go represent Texas and kick the crap outta those no-football knowing CyClowns

I'm hoping y'all win so y'all will have an inflated sense of ego when the lowly Aggies roll into Kyle Field North in 2 weeks

BWAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

hehe, after CU this weekend, the Ags have a chance to go 3-0 in homecoming this year, and we dont' even do that

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Old 10-25-2004, 02:03 PM
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Can you believe this?!

Kitso, I didn't go to that game, I probably would've cried. I will be there Saturday when your sorry excuse for an alma mater comes to waco and beats the crap out of us. That'll be fun. I'm going up there with this guy I just started dating and he is a big football fan so he's looking forward to seeing the butt kicking of the century. Sigh...........I'm so glad you have me to make fun of.
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Old 10-25-2004, 06:06 PM
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Holy hell, you cannot understand how thankful I was we won that game!

What I think is funny is that Iowa State and K-State have the same record right now.
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