Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

[Monique]

1.DAMN DAMN DAMN...good times*james died*
2.*YOU TOLD HARPO TO BEAT ME
3.LIKE I SAID.. FINE WIT*SLAP*
4.HARPOOOO WHAT ABOUT ME
5.YOUUU SHOOO IS UGLYYYYY(COLOR PURPLE)
6.DID U REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO TALK TO U..AHH U DID.. THATS SO SWEET(I FORGOT?)
7. DA DA DON DONN *HEY* ..DON DON DON DONN *HEY GIRL*..GET ON THE FLOOR AND SHAKE THE.. AHH WE BOUT TO MAKE SOME CHANGE UP IN HEAHH.LMAOO*KINGS OF COMEDY/CEDRIC

THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR NOW..BUT ..I'LL BE BACK.

[futurestar1]

Monique I think you are thinking of She's All That when the girl is breaking up with her boyfriend(and we she later gets dumped by her new man) and she says "Did you really think we were going to stay together forever? Aww...you did. That's sweet" Is that the movie?

[HeartbrAKA]

From "Low Down Dirty Shame"..when Shame woke up in the bed with Peaches' male roomate..Shame went off...

Roomate to Peaches.."Peaches you better come in here and git this "ROCK WILDA"..lol

[nikki25]

Nutty Professor:

(a) Sherman just asked Carla out on a date. He returns home singing "Friday night at 8, I got me a date, she might be my mate, and that would be so great. Great, great, great, great..."

(b)Final scene of the movie. Pop and Mom Klump are standing eating snacks. Momma starts talking. Pop Klump says: "You really think I be listening to you. I ain't listening to you!"

(c)The whole scene wherein the comedian (I believe it was Dave Chappelle) and Buddy Love go at it.

...more to come....

[gamma_girl52]

Great topic! Ya'll are remembering all my faves!

My fave movie is also Coming to America, remember the old men were in the talent show and the basket comes around, and your boy throws a chicken wing in instead of money!!

"Donation, donation!!"
"I thought it was the trash!"
And they start going back and forth

Then the other scene when Eddie is walking down the street and singing so LOUD, "To be loved, to be loved, OH what a feeling!!"

A Low Down Dirty Shame-why was I trippin when the gay guy said, "Can you stop at the store and get me some relaxer? And make sure you get mild 'cause last time you got me super, girl!"

[SableCherub]

Waiting to Exhale:
When she burnt the mf's $hit...and what wasn't burned was sold for a dollah at a garage sale...ahhhhh...i was on the floor dyin'...


Rush Hour:
"That's ciga what?! Naw man, that's cigaweed...you betta' have glaucoma!"


Karate Kid:
"Wax on, Wax Off"


I forgot the name of it cause its REAL old but..."Who's the master...sho' nuff!"

Talkin' Dirty After Dark:
When that girl is pmsin' and she turns into a monster (i think it was dawn lewis) and when chris rock is in the rib shack and he asks if he can get just one rib for a nickel instead of a slab...aaaaah...i was dyin'...



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[DST Love]

Originally posted by SableCherub:

I forgot the name of it cause its REAL old but..."Who's the master...sho' nuff!"
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The movie is "The Last Dragon".


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Currently: MAL, Southern Region

[SableCherub]

thanks

[sphinxpoet]

Seeing as how the Sphinxpoet loves millions and millions of movies it is difficult to isolate one....but..... the Sphinxpoet has isolated a few:

"one shall stand one shall fall"
Optimus Prime - Transformers the Movie

"Coronation - This is Bad Comedy"
Galvatron - Transformers the Movie

A Blues for Nina - Love Jones Poem by Darius

"I sense much fear in you" - Yoda - Star Wars Episode #1 the Phantom Menace

"I am dancing a bright beam of light I am remembering Love" - Nina in Love Jones Poem

These are just to start -
Remember the Sphinxpoet's Favorite movie of all time is Love Jones

IF YA SMELL WHAT THE SPHINXPOET IS COOKING!

[Ideal08]

Grease 2: Don't you think that's weird? Not weird, weird, but like, exciting weird?

The Untouchables: What are you prepared to do?

The Untouchables: Did he sound anything like that???

When Harry Met Sally: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now.

Runaway Bride: I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us will want out. But I know that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

The Matrix:

Morpheus: You think that's air you're breathing right now?

The Matrix:

Neo: If you die in the matrix, do you die here, too?

Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind.

My all time fave right now . . .

The Best Man: I'm horny, I've been drinking tequila shots all night, my hormones are raging, and I don't wanna talk about no gotd*mn peas. F*ck you, good night. How 'bout that?

[ManndingoNUPE]

Showing my romantic side:

Wuther Heights (Sir Lawrence Olivie)

Wuthering Heights the original version (true romantics know what I am talking about), where Cathy is near death and Heathcliff comes to her bed side and says "He could love you with every fiber of his being for a thousand lifetimes, but he will never love you more than I love you in a day!" Now that is something to say to a woman.


Harlem Knights:

Rev. Della Reese "I'm an honest hoe, and all my hoes is honest."
"Her p%^&* is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would be sunshine" and you see Red Fox smiling, trying to imagine how good it is.
(Note to myself, find a woman like that, and slip a ring on her finger)


Boomerang:

When Halle says that David Allen Greir couldn't hit it, if he had a baseball bat. (that was low)

When Robin Givens and Eddie are getting it on, and she starts working it, and he acts like a little ieoch.

When David Allen Greir's parents come out of the bathroom after getting their freak on.

Brothers

"He left me for a white woman!" "Mama she was mexican!" "Just a white woman with a taco!"

When DL Hugley was with the prositute, and he was thinking about having her do what his wife wouldn't, and he decided not to, that was really nice, unrealistic, but nice none the less.

In a ah Mature People's (people over 21) film:

One actor says to the woman, "Please don't try to act, this is just a porn flick. No academies will be handed out for your performance here."

MN


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[SableCherub]

sphinxpoet:

Oh, i love that one too...the blues for nina..."say baby, can i be your slave...i've got to admit girl...you're the $hit girl...and i'm diggin' you like a grave...do they call you daughter to the spinning pulsar...or maybe queen of ten thousand moons...is your name yimiyah? oh, hell no...it's got to be ohshulu...is that a smile me put on your face chile...wild as the fields of jasmin and glover...walk the walk money...talk that talk honey...high on legs that will spank jehovah..." i can't remember the rest but it's on the sound track...that-is-my-$hit!...


manndingonupe:

you are wrong for that! "i'm an honest hoe!..." ahhhh....



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[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by SableCherub:
Talkin' Dirty After Dark:
When that girl is pmsin' and she turns into a monster (i think it was dawn lewis) and when chris rock is in the rib shack and he asks if he can get just one rib for a nickel instead of a slab...aaaaah...i was dyin'...

Sorry but the movie you are talking about was I'm Gonna Get You Sucka and yes that was Dawnn Lewis' character who turned into a monster when she was attacked as she was leaving work.

[SableCherub]

my bad...my memory ain't been too good lately...you know what i meant "i'm gonna get chew suckuh...dirty bleep bleep...don't you say that!" yeah...that was a good one too...

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[Tsunami]

The Robert Townsend Comedy Special (very old):

The scene takes in a clinic, where people are waiting for their test results. Robert Townsend is in the doctor's office getting his results. R. Townsend emerges from the
doctor's office screaming "SYPHILIS! YES!!!! I HAVE SYPHILIS!!!!" He is laughing, pumping his fist in the air, and giving high-fives as he leaves. (For those who do not get it: This aired in the 80's when people were starting to get serious about the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Although, Syphilis is one of the many serious STDs, there is a cure.)

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka:

When Antonio Fargas gets out of jail wearing his dated pimp attire (like the gold fish in his platform shoes) thinking that he is so fly.

She's Gotta Have It:

Mars Blackmon (Spike Lee) -- "Nola, would you grease my scalp?"

Mars sleeping w/ Nola w/ his socks on.

School Daze:

(Laurence Fishburne)-- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!"

Do the Right Thing:

The three men on the corner (With the always so funny Robin Harris)

Radio Raheem (Bill Nunn) -- "Put some more Mozzerella (pronounced Mooootzerella) on that motherf*@#%&"

Tina (Rosie Perez) -- "Mookie there will be no rawness jumping off."

House Party:

As the credits are rolling, you hear Robin Harris wearing Kid's behind out and he says something like "I'm going to beat you until I get tired, and I just woke up."

Jungle Fever:

Gator (Samuel Jackson) doing his Soul Train moves for his Mama (Ruby Dee).

Gator and Halle B. arguing.

Gator (while going through withdrawal) -- "Mama I am tired, I need some money!"

Ruby Dee -- "If you're tired, go lay down...."

When Flipper (Wesley Snipes) brings his secretary/mistress Tina (Annabella Sciorra) to dinner and the Good Rev. Dr. says his peace and leaves the table (as Ruby Dee paces the kitchen talking to the Lord).

When Tina goes home after her father finds out about her involvement w/ a black man. As he beats her, he basically tells her that he'd rather date a criminal than a black man.

Gator's last dance for his father (perhaps if he had not come back in to dance, he wouldn't have caught that hot one).

What's Love Got to Do With It:

When Ike meets Tina outside of the club where she is performing, he convinces her to sit in the car with him. He goes on to tell her "I'm off dem der narcotic." (Hysterical)

Harlem Nights:

The fight scene --

Eddie Murphy accuses Della Reese of coming up short w/ her portion of the money and she invites him outside to settle the matter.

Eddie gets outside and starts laughing, Della punches him in the face a few times and that wipes his smile completely off.

Della takes a punch in the stomach and slowly straightens up, saying (through clenched teeth) "Oooooooooh yeah, that's
what I'm talking about."

Della then proceeds to tune Eddie up, she says "You're going to learn to respect me."

Just when Eddie thinks she is down for the count (after clocking her w/ the garbage can), she gets up and says "See, now I'm going to have to cut you."

When he can't convince her to put the knife down, he threatens to shoot her her pinky-toe off. Della is like "Go ahead, shoot me..." as she dangles her foot.

Eddie turns around to look at his boys. They look at him and shrug as if to say "What are you going to do? Are you
going to shoot her pinky-toe off or what?"

That entire scene cracks me up. Just the sight of Della Reese fighting Eddie is hysterical. And I could not believe
he actually shot her in the foot to save face. Then, later in the movie Redd Foxx tells him to "Go on in there and talk to her, you never did apologize for shooting her in her foot." Redd Foxx said it like they had a verbal disagreement. The man shot the woman in the foot!

And of course the Della Resse/Redd Foxx combination is priceless. Della complaining that Redd left only a swallow (I think of tuna fish) in the refrigerator and she had her mouth set. As she continues to complain about him only leaving a swallow. Redd mutters "Then swallow it and shut the f*#@ up."

LOL -- Nothing like some good, old-fashioned, clean, humor!!!