How come I was gone for a mere TWO days, and TOA done started about a million threads?
How come wasn't none of yall home so he had somebody to talk to?
How come me and CT4 had a really nice trip?
How come I hadn't realized how much I missed my LS?
How come Gerald Levert put on a good show?
How come I don't even have to tell yall how tight Jill was?
How come we saw Alicia Keys?
How come we spoke to her like she was our girl: "Heeeey!"
How come she spoke back like she really was our girl: "Heeeeey!"
How come we didn't think anything of that, and just kept walkin'?
How come my hubby, Musiq, showed up at the concert??
How come I was ecstatic?
How come there was an Omega man at the concert?
How come I bet yall wanna know how we knew he was an Omega?
How come it's cuz he had on an OLD, FADED, OMEGA T-SHIRT?
How come his hair was a HOT HOT MESS?
How come, yall, how come?
How come people don't know that a concert is a concert, lightweight a PARTY?
How come some people must have thought they were at the movies?
How come the people behind me was mad because I stood up?
How come they was trippin' cuz I paid my $40 just like they did, and I was going to get my party ON?
How come that was ONLY when Jill Scott was out?
How come the old bitties wasn't trippin when the O'JAY's performed?
How come they had Jill with Gerald and the O'jays, anyway???
HOW COME on the way home from a concert, we saw this car (CONVERTIBLE) with no one in the back seat, but the lil' TV's in the back seat were on anyway?

BUT
HOW COME it was a PORNO??????

How come we just shook our heads at these two CHICKS?
How come I would expect that type of thing from two dudes, but not two women?!
How come I'm not sexist or male bashing, lol, I'm just sayin'.
How come it ain't rainin' in OA's lil' city, but it has been raining down here?