AAARRRRGGHH!!!! Well, if nothing else this show should make all the people who thought the girls were the only shallow ones (thanks to Melaina and Larissa) shut up.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE PICKED SAM!!!! All she wants to do is go spend his money at Barney's! She made those disdainful remarks about Rachel being a teacher ("well I prefer to be with grownups.") Um, honey, sorry to be the one to tell you this but it takes a hell of a lot more on the ball to be a teacher than to be a shopgirl. Anyone can be a retail clerk.
I'm just shocked that Adam let pure physical chemistry make his decision. He even admitted that Rachel was "beautiful" not that I necessarily agree but at least that proves he wasn't UNattracted to her. I really didn't think Sam was anything to write home about either. She needs to go see her plastic surgeon and buy some lips. Oh well......it will be immensely satisfying for his mom to be able to say "I told you so" in a few weeks.