Your Battle Cry

Originally posted by Hootie
Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the cliffs! It is Hootie, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you smell like barbeque!!"

Kitso
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[Sister Havana]

Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sister Havana! And she gives an ominous roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"


Striding out of the desert, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Rachel! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"

[ISUKappa]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the icy wasteland! It is Kari, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries vengefully:

"I'm going to hump you faster than the speed of sound, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"

or

Stalking through the plains, attacking with a burning branch, cometh ISUKappa! And she gives a cruel roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

I rather like the first. I believe it shall become my new personal mantra.

[veemers]

Hmm interesting:

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Veemers, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts ominously:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"


Prowling through the fields, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Vanessa! And she gives a booming bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I feel like chicken tonight!!"


Stalking amidst the tarmac, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Carburatorgirl! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to bruise you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!!"


Rampaging over the cliffs, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bylightoffire! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

and that was just my gc/lj name, my real name, my old AIM SN, and my current AIM SN. awesome.

[ztabchbum]

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:

"I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a f***ing maniac!!"


LMAO

[cntryZTA5]

Stalking over the fields, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh cntryzta5! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

[UKDaisy]

Ok.... my first name is:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"



My last name is :

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord until my loins find satisfaction!!"


That one is kinda interesting!

[ZTAngel]

I am liking my battle cry:

Lo! Who is that, running through the wasteland! It is ZTAngel, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond your expiration date, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

[OUlioness01]

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the hotel lobby! It is Oulioness01, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Prowling through the freeway, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Megan! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"

and my most common nickname:
Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the fields! It is Meg, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you turn magenta, then bake cookies!!!"

[_Opi_]

"I'm going to clobber you so utterly, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!!"

[sthpolrd]

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder until my glands are satisfied!"


hah intresting.

[azdtaxi]

"I'm going to smash you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"

[SSS1365]

First name: "I'm going to hump you into a fine spicy powder, and throw you out the window!!"

Last name: "I'm going to clobber you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!"

GC screen name: ""I'm going to f*** you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!"

Oh my...

[ADqtPiMel]

Lo! Who is that, prowling along the cliffs! It is ADqtPiMel, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She howls gutterally:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"

[sigep533]

"I'm going to pound you with such disregard for common sense, your pets won't recognize you!"