Daddy's 10 Rules of Dating

[SmartBlondeGPhB]

Originally posted by RACooper
That's for sure.....

As an older brother, me and my 3 other brothers never had to outright "threaten" anyone my sister anted to go out with.... we felt the fact that 4 guys all weighing more than 200lbs and all over 6ft was intimidating enough

THAt makes me glad I'm an only child!

[layla2728]

Originally posted by Peaches-n-Cream
Is this from 8 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter? It seems familiar. I like #4.

Yeah, it is... it's been added on by different people as time goes by. My dad is quite a fan of this list, although he's pretty cool with my boyfriends. I'd DIE if he did any of this stuff...

[tunatartare]

I personally like #5

These are all hilarious though. This is also partly the reason for why I never had guys pick me up when I dated in HS. That and I'm from NYC and a lot of people don't really do that here.

[Tini]

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

That one is so funny!!!! My father ALWAYS used to say it to me. Actually, he still does. lolol... God-forbid if any guy did that. lol

[AOIIsilver]

On the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, one of the comedians speaks about his daughter dating and what he would do...

He says something to the effect of, "Look at me. See that little girl over there. Man, she is my life. So, if you get any ideas about huggin', or kissin', or touchin', just remember that I have NO problem going back to prison!"

Mr. Silver SWEARS that he is going to use that line....

Silver

[LXAAlum]

Actually, this list appeared on Ted Nugent's website LONG before 8 Rules premiered.

I almost have this list memorized, but, then again, my daughter still has 14 years to go to reach dating age, so I'm making progress.

My neighbors in college used to tell of how their father would bring their dates in high school into the kitchen to chat - while he was cleaning a shotgun on the table. No lie. As you can well imagine, not one time during high school was his daughter ever LATE from a date.