What would you do, Part II (The weird version)

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
Well then remove me 'cause I wouldn't do it. Let them come after me. I wish they would. Witness protection nothing. Don't make me have to get my peeps on them...LOL

LMAO!!

Guuuurrrl, you know you need to quit!! LOL!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
He's on his own. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. I'm not kidding either. I don't think so. Nope. No way, Jose. Adios. Hit the road, Jack. I can't leave my mama!!!!!

AND SOMEONE IS SUPPOSED TO "TIE THE KNOT" NEXT MONTH?

HAVE MERCY!

[onesavvydiva]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
Well then remove me 'cause I wouldn't do it. Let them come after me. I wish they would. Witness protection nothing. Don't make me have to get my peeps on them...LOL

Akatude...I am LMBO @ you!!! You sound like a little thugette!!!

[Ideal08]

Gon' 'head, Eclipse, girl!

I forgot to answer the last two, myself.

As far as the witness protection program, I would go with my hubby. Can internet usage be traced?

Whose head would I like to be in? Any MAN'S head when he is about to lie and F-up. I would really like to know what the thought process is there. Really.

LMAO!!! Let me tell yall who I feel like with these crazy a$$ topics. LMAO!! Remember "Coffee Talk" on Saturday Night Live? Remember how she used to get vaclempt (SP???) and give those off the wall topics and then say, "Talk amongst yourselves. Discuss." HILARIOUS!!! I need to get me a talk show! Would yall watch?? LOL!!

[AKAtude]

Originally posted by Eclipse:
4. Witness protection program all the way. 'Til death do us part can be a mother sometimes!!

Ah-uh. Cherish and obey, too. I told my fiance' to look for my when the pastor gets to the word obey. He knows the deal.

That reminds me. We begin our pre-marital counseling Saturday afternoon. I'll try to be on my best behavior. Honest.

[Eclipse]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
Ah-uh. Cherish and obey, too. I told my fiance' to look for my when the pastor gets to the word obey. He knows the deal.

That reminds me. We begin our pre-marital counseling Saturday afternoon. I'll try to be on my best behavior. Honest.

Chile, it is amazing what the Spirit of the Lord can do for you!! Cause before we got married I MADE my then fiance call the minister that did the ceremony to make sure that there would be NO "obey" in my vows! I wasn't trying to lie all up in the church!! LOL Thank God for grace and mercy AND growth!! LOL

I'll remember to pray for you on Saturday....on second thought, should it be your fiance that I pray for??? LOL

[AKAtude]

My pastor has a few rules. He won't marry someone that has been divorced, he will not take out obey, and you must have a minimum of three counseling sessions (we are doing two because my fiance' lives out of town).

When he married my sister 15 years ago, she asked not to use obey but her request was declined. My brother-in-law knows the deal, too. LOL!

[Eclipse]

Originally posted by AKAtude:
My pastor has a few rules. He won't marry someone that has been divorced, he will not take out obey, and you must have a minimum of three counseling sessions (we are doing two because my fiance' lives out of town).

When he married my sister 15 years ago, she asked not to use obey but her request was declined. My brother-in-law knows the deal, too. LOL!

Yo pastah don't play!! Sounds a little like my current one! We were not attending this church then, though!

Have you seen that "America's funniest Video clip where the minister does the vows and the woman (of course it was a sista!) was repeating and smiling until he got to the 'obey' part and she kinda stopped, stuck her lips out, rolled her eyes and said "uh uh!!" It was too funny!!

BTW...I started another thread on this. Will be interested to see what others think about the whole obey/submission thing

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08:

If you could go into anyone's head for 15 minutes at a time, whose head would you choose. You get to see the world thru their eyes, feel what they feel, etc. So, who would you choose?

There are a lot of folks I would choose. Here's the list:
1. Mr. Marketable (have to use code words, never know if he is reading). I would have to be him for a WHOLE DAY though. I might pick the WRONG 15 MINUTES!

2. Some of my students, especially Derrick

3. My next door neighbor who does NOT understand that his loud @$$ music IRKS THE H*LL OUT OF ME!!!!

[Ideal08]

I have another one! I got this one from watching Being John Malkovich. I could have sworn we talked about this, but I could not find a thread on it. hmmm... anyway....

If you could go into anyone's head for 15 minutes at a time, whose head would you choose. You get to see the world thru their eyes, feel what they feel, etc. So, who would you choose?

[Eclipse]

Ideal, Did you forget again?? Remember, when the big and the little hand are on the 12 at the very top of the clock it's time to take your medicine again!! LOL Girl, you are too funny with your questions!! I'll bite and try to answer them all!! ha ha ha

1.. Since there is no cure for HIV yet, then cancer (but they have to find it early!)

2.Extra finger or extra toe: Question: Would it be a full size toe or finger or just that little nub sticking out of the side of your hand. Either way, I think I'll say an extra toe. Nobody looks at feet anyway!

3. Nine years, faked his death?? All bets are off. I will still be visiting the graveyard 'cause homeboy would be dead! Like I tell my husband "I WILL NOT be a divorcee, so please do not make me make myself a WIDOW!!" LOL

4. Witness protection program all the way. 'Til death do us part can be a mother sometimes!!

5. In someone's head for 15 minutes...hummm....It would have to be my VP. I swear that she is the most illogical person that I know that also makes well into 6 figures. I would love to know what she is thinking!

Did I get them all??

[This message has been edited by Eclipse (edited April 19, 2001).]

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
There are a lot of folks I would choose. Here's the list:
1. Mr. Marketable (have to use code words, never know if he is reading). I would have to be him for a WHOLE DAY though. I might pick the WRONG 15 MINUTES!

ROTFLMAO!!!!