Favorite Office Space Quote Thread

[Kristin AGD]

"I don't really like to talk about my flare..."

Just about everyone I know at one time wore at least 15 pieces of flare and a stupid hat for way too long. Almost like a right of passage into true adulthood.

[ZTAngel]

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

[dzandiloo]

My two favorite curses came from this movie!

Samir: This is a F&#K!

and

Samir: Mother bitch!

[AOPIHottie]

ok, the guys from work have been quoting this all week. i so want to watch it now!!!


And my dumb self can't think of any quotes now. I will have to come back.

[ladyj39]

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[PhiPsiRuss]

"Good luck with your lay-offs, all right, I hope you're firings go really well!"
- Peter

[juniorgrrl]

"I celebrate his entire catalogue"

"PC Loadletter, what the f&ck does that mean?!"

"The Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear"

"Yeah well no one would be a janitor, because no one would say they wanted to clean up shit for a living"

Such a great movie...

[GeekyPenguin]

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.
Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.

[DWAlphaGam]

Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I can't say I've been missing it, Bob.


Peter: I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


Peter: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

[SSS1365]

Originally posted by dzandiloo
My two favorite curses came from this movie!

Samir: This is a F&#K!

and

Samir: Mother bitch!

I love these too... along with "Mother sh!t and son of a... a$$!!" (or something along those lines. I named my pet rat after Samir

I also like Peter's neighbor: "I was hangin' the dry-wall up at the new Mackdonald's"

[bafromkc]

what a great thread. my favorite is the one about michael bolton being a no talent ass clown.

[adpialumcsuc]

I believe you have my stapler

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by adpialumcsuc
I believe you have my stapler

[sigmanuzk]

Milton Waddams: "I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."