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Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense...
"I've alerted the 82nd Airborne Division Ready Regiment at Ft. Bragg to be prepared for movement to keep those chickens on their side of the road, and deal decisively with those who try to cross..."
Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security...
"This is a clear threat to the United States mainland, so I'm moving to Condition Orange, and invoking the Patriot Act to keep any orange chickens on their own side of the road..."
Eduardo Aguirre, Director of USCIS...
"We will apprehend, interrogate and deport any undocumented chicken we find trying to cross the line to our side of the road. But the road is long, and we only have a small number of agents, so some will certainly sneak through our ever expanding net..."
Unidentified Southwest US Union Representative...
"Those damned illegal alien birds are taking away the jobs of American chickens...:"
Hans Blix, UN Arms Inspector...
"We can find no conclusive evidence after 22 years of inspections, during which we had little cooperation from the Rooster in charge that these chickens possess any wepons of mass destruction. We need more time...
George Tenent, Director of Central Intelligence...
"What chickens?"
George W. Bush...
"Eat more (Texas) beef...
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The above is the opinion of the poster which may or may not be based in known facts and does not necessarily reflect the views of Delta Tau Delta or Greek Chat -- but it might.
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