1. Becky at work: I am -so- glad you're going back to Purdue this fall. If I have to see you burst into tears when you screw things up causing a seriously overly dramatic scene, or jump around and giggle about how "super-fun" Oakwood is, I will throw something at you. What's more...I don't give a shit what you say...my mother's been a RN for thirty years. They don't make 100 grand a year with cars attached to the job. You'd be lucky to make it through clinical if you can't even deal with irate hotel guests. GAHAGAHAGH@you.
2. Ryan: Stop changing your freaking mind. Either come out or go to Spain, quit toying with me. And, you know...stop telling me what great shape you're in. I get it, already. Yes, hiking the appalachian trail would get me into great shape too. But I'd rather sit online with a pizza and a beer.
3. Eric: You really should have showed up. You missed out, hardcore. Definately a loss on your end. Somehow, I'm not heart-broken.
4. The creditors. I =know= I owe you money, and =no= you can not speak to my husband. What makes you think I'm married now when I wasn't yesterday? I'm doing the best I can. YOU try living off ramen noodles and making a car payment on the money I make. Bugger off.
5. My Brother. I love you dearly, really...but the next time a girlfriend of yours calls eight times in a freaking row I'm throwing the telephone out the window.
I missed this.
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