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01-14-2007, 12:31 PM
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1. Katie Holmes and her insane hubby. The former getting a punch for actually tolerating the bat-guano-crazy stuff that comes out of the latter; plus, the two count as one because whereever they're hiding, they seem inseparable.
2. Britney Spears...seriously, she gives Louisiana a bad name. The South needs to donate her to a less classy place...like Antarctica? Penguins may dress nice, but they don't wear underwear, either.
3. Rick Perry. Stupid aggie and his okie-style toll roads can just move to Mexico!
4. Carson Daly. Can people without a personality feel punches?
5. Hillary Clinton. Gives the entire female sex a bad, wishy-washy, I'm-sticking-with-a-man-I'd-have-dumped-if-he-weren't-president name.
Bonus punches: Paris Hilton, but since it requires a brain to recognize that you've been hurt, the punch would be a moot point. Just missed the list, though. Same goes with Jessica Simpson. Michael Moore as well, but alas, the fat shields the pain and I'd need a wrecking ball to hit the guy to induce pain through all that blubber. I'd punch Ann Coulter, too, but she'd blame it on the liberals and I wouldn't get any credit! Ashton Kutcher already looks like he's been punched in the face. And a final bonus punch to Rachel Ray, who just...annoys the hell out of me.
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01-14-2007, 04:45 PM
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Al Sharpton
Jesse Jackson
Black Crackhead Stripper in Duke LAX case
Tom Cruise
Kirk Herbstreet/Mark May/Brent Musburger
Nancy Pilosi
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01-14-2007, 05:52 PM
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Elmo
Bad guy from Lost
David Spade
Mayor Ray from new orleans
John Madden
and *** that idiot Jeremy Miller from "Growing Pains" now in the Mc Donalds commericals!!!! ugh
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01-14-2007, 05:54 PM
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Paris Hilton
five times.
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09-01-2003, 02:49 PM
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Re: just because...
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Originally posted by enlightenment06
1. George W. Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Donald Rumsfeld
4. John Ashcroft
5. Mickey Mouse
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I like, but I'm going to remove Mickey Mouse and add Justice Scalia. I'd put him at #1 because he disgusts me.
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09-01-2003, 03:15 PM
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These kind of people aren't neccessarily famous, but I would love to slap them anyway!
Rich and greedy white men that robs us poor grape men, wine is one of the greatest resources in Grapeland, and they had to take it all 
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09-01-2003, 03:21 PM
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Bill Clinton
Tom Daschle
Ted Kennedy
Saddam Hussein
Osama Bin Laden
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09-01-2003, 03:23 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by bethany1982
Bill Clinton
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This post has been graped by the Grapist! I shall slap you! He is my man! He also gave me good hook ups with "trees"!
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09-01-2003, 03:35 PM
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Slap away!
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09-01-2003, 03:52 PM
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1. George W. Bush
2. The Hilton sisters
3. Jessica Simpson
4. John Ashcroft
5. Everyone at FOX News b/c they are so biased they make me ILL!!!
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09-01-2003, 03:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice
1. George W. Bush
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You are SO the greatest for that post! If you get flamed, I gots your back!
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09-01-2003, 04:10 PM
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Re: ...not that I'd actually punch them, but...
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Originally posted by AOIIalum
5. every moron at MTV who planned Duran Duran's Lifetime Achievement Award presentation
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Well, maybe not punch, but certainly SOUND might have been nice! But it was great to see the 'lad's' together again, and I can't wait for the new album!!
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09-01-2003, 04:17 PM
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1.Donnel from Road Rules South Pacific
2.George Bush
3.That 7up guy(or some comedian that looks a lot like him), he said something on Jay Leno that was personally very offensive to me.
4.Michael Moore, he makes liberals look bad.
5.Al Sharpton, same as above.
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09-01-2003, 04:30 PM
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I am actually a pretty non-violent person. So instead of punching the following folks, I would like to tie them down and have laser hair removal performed on their head and eyebrows (the hair will never grow back), then draw little frownie faces all over their heads and bodies with indelible ink and make them walk home naked.
1. anyone who abuses a child or animal
2. Al Sharpton
3. Ken Nichols O'Keefe
4. nobody you'd know
5. nobody you'd know
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09-01-2003, 04:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KillarneyRose
I am actually a pretty non-violent person. So instead of punching the following folks, I would like to tie them down and have laser hair removal performed on their head and eyebrows (the hair will never grow back), then draw little frownie faces all over their heads and bodies with indelible ink and make them walk home naked.
1. anyone who abuses a child or animal
2. Al Sharpton
3. Ken Nichols O'Keefe
4. nobody you'd know
5. nobody you'd know
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That is so funny!
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