1. Not yet, but he hopes to pledge the same "frat" that his dad did back in the 70's
2. He's an 18-yr-old kid
3. Hmm... Somewhere in the midwest where there are big greek colleges, but not much else.
4. A dog.
5. He's not married, and he just broke up with his cheerleader girlfriend at Homecoming.
6. He has applied to all of the big midwestern schools, but is hoping to go to his parent's alma mater.
7. English and some high school spanish
8. John *is* the Grapist. Definitely. He is also James and Cashmoney
9. He goes to high school, where he is the president of the Audio Visual club, but also a bench warmer on the baseball team.
10. Right Handed
11. No, he's not related to Pamela Anderson, but he has a poster of her hanging on his wall right next to the one of Britney Spears.
12. No, he doesn't think it's creepy, it makes him feel loved and popular.
13. Do you think John is a first generation greek, or a legacy?
Sorry, but I just find it amusing to think that all of this could be made by a high school kid sitting at his computer after baseball or band practice.