How Come?

[Caramelattsu]

How come when you are having a Bar-B-Que, and your runnig around like crazy trying to cook everything at once, and when the food is fially ready, BLACK folks (who have been sitting on their @$$ all day) want to complane about waiting on their food.

Sexy Mocha How about this one:
How come people ask to borrow a piece of gum? I sure DO NOT want that back when they are finished.

How come people come in your house look in your oven and the pots, then ask you what you are cooking?

How come when two people are on the couch, they miss the whole show because they are arguing about who is going to turn the t.v?



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Reach for the Moon, because even if you miss, you will still be among the stars!
-unknown

[LadyAKA]

Ladies I am surprised yall can't hear me laughing out loud I swear we can be happy and enjoy a post when we want to .... keep it up maybe I will think of a few later, yall got me rolling... I love the one about standing on line outside the club but when you get inside you are searching in the bathroom for them (I swear I be looking for my girls in the ladies room)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!

[AKA2D '91]

To all Sorors and Sisterfriends, still getting perms:

It's the day before your scheduled hair appointment for your perm...HOW COME your hair is itching like HECK??????

[AKA2D '91]

SORORS:

HOW COME we have over 3500 posts in here?

HOW COME we have the BEST Sorority, EVER!

HOW COME we always hear about someone PERPING to be a Soror, but not from any of the other sororities?

HOW COME everyone wants to be MY SOROR?

HOW COME everyone has to come in here to see what is going on?

HOW COME there are too many AKA-haters?

HOW COME I LOVE to SKEE-WEE?

HOW COME I LOVE MY SORORITY?

HOW COME I LOVE 1908?

HOW COME I LOVE one of my ALMA MATERS, but I kinda like the other one?

HOW COME I LOVE ALL MY FELLOW BGL SORORITIES, even the disrepectful "NEW BREEDS" from another forum?

HOW COME I LOVE ALL MY FELLOW BGL FRATERNITIES, even the disrespectful "NEW BREEDS" from another forum?

HOW COME I LOVE INTERACTING WITH THE SISTERFRIENDS?

HOW COME HAVE I GOTTEN CLOSE WITH A FEW?

HOW COME, through GREEKCHAT, have I REALLY interacted with other GREEKS?

HOW COME its time for me to go put on my clothes...it's time for me to leave?

[AKAtude]

AKA2D,

Skeeeeeeeee-Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

But, soror, we didn't need that last one on the list! LOL

[Sexy Mocha]

How come I just love being in this forum?

This one may be a little gross, but here it goes:

How come when you have to make one of those awful smelling bowel movements, yall know the one that makes you wish you'd had a spinal tap right before you sat on the toilet...the kind of bowel movement that killed Elvis....anyway....how come that kind of B movement only comes when your at your friend's house (during a party, no less), people are ususally standing outside the bathroom door waiting to use it and you watch in complete horror as the water in the toilet starts to rise....
Not a situation you want to be in...trust me on this one guys!

[Eclipse]

How come....
Mocha got ish-uses?!?!?! LOL !!

Total Elegance, Just tell me where I need to send the money, girlfriend. Hey! Can I take this off as a charitible contribution on my taxes? LOL

[Eclipse]

How come people like bdown4u be shaking the vending machine for hours disturbing everyone around to get that little .55 candy bar?!?! LOL

How come people like me will shake the candy machine until the candy falls?

How come I don't care who I disturb in the process?

How come if I can't shake it hard enough I find somebody to do it for me?

How come I've been on one side of the machine and my female co-worker on the other side, and we're shaking the mess out of that machine?

How come most of the time we're shaking for our health because nothing falls down?

How come if I'm hungry enough I'll call my supervisor to shake the machine?

How come he'll shake it too?

How come if they can't shake it down I tell the person shaking it, "hey why don't you put some more money in the machine to knock my candy down?"

How come I'll ask, "well since you helped me can I have my candy and your candy too?"

How come I'm just kidding about the last how come?

How come I don't want yall to think I'm greedy?

[Sexy Mocha]

Ok ladies! You can stop the collection...my friend who happens to be a Psych major has evaluated me and says there's nothing wrong with me that a little counseling won't cure !

How come we all need to pitch in and get Mocha some medication lol

[bdown4U]

How come I am having a chocolate attack and go to the vending machine to stick my .55 cents in only to see the candy get hung up as it is about to come out?????


MAKES ME WANNA HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AKAtude]

Sexy Mocha,

I'm beginning to worry about you, dear.

[AKA2D '91]

Ok, I was just thinking about E. Lynn Harris, his characters Raymond and Basil....

HOW COME E. Lynn Harris is a fine....(SHUT YO MOUTH)! LOL

HOW COME the FINE and SEXY MEN have to be GAY/BISEXUAL...

HOW COME I still LOVE E. Lynn AND the characters in his books?

It was just a thought!

[Sexy Mocha]

How come...

when someone in a wheelchair gets on a city bus, everyone and their great aunt has to turn around and gawk at this handicap person?!?

How come parents allow their rude ass kids to turn completely around, kneeling in the chair,to get a better look at this individual?!?

Hate to break this to these obnoxious people, but the person in the wheelchair is not some type of freak show that has got on the bus for their entertainment!

How come...guys walk around with those big, dooky "Puff Daddy" chains on with the HUMONGOUS mantle pieces hanging from them? I have two words for you guys: Cervical Sprain. Look it up!

How come ...As I type this, one of the kids where I work is hitting the keys on the computer so hard and loud I'm about to go over there and.....