Want an internship?

[trisigmaAtl]

Kramerica!!!!! that's it! god that was funny. Anyway, ok nix the beret idea, will there be any type of uniform requirements? keep in mind that I'm petite so longer pants won't work for me. Unless you want to make me look ugly (which you probably do) to prevent you from trying to sleep with me.

Like most GC ladies I'm pretty hot, but I think with determination I can overcome that disability and become a successful contributor to your company

(BUT ONLY if I get school credit )

[Rudey]

Originally posted by trisigmaAtl
Kramerica!!!!! that's it! god that was funny. Anyway, ok nix the beret idea, will there be any type of uniform requirements? keep in mind that I'm petite so longer pants won't work for me. Unless you want to make me look ugly (which you probably do) to prevent you from trying to sleep with me.

Like most GC ladies I'm pretty hot, but I think with determination I can overcome that disability and become a successful contributor to your company

(BUT ONLY if I get school credit )

Schultzz brought up a really good point. Do you have big lips?

-Rudey

[AlphaGamDiva]

rudey...here is my application:

name: alphagamdiva, aka: mon...however, can quickly change my name to whatever you want it to be

references: several satisfied ex boyfriends (yeah, they're exes...but only b/c they messed up ....management is a b*tch sometimes)

previous experience: i have cooked, cleaned, brought food, done laundry, and provided numerous other <ahem> services all with a positive attitude and with pleasant results

while i am not "unattractive" or male.....i feel that i can be an asset to your, um, company.

thank you for your time and consideration.

---if we didn't have tickets to maury already, never would i ever apply for this....position....

[trisigmaAtl]

I suppose it all depends on your idea of big...but in previous work experience i have never been written up or penalized for having a lack of lips...and I work extra hard to make up for any disabilities I may have, so big lips or no, I'd make a great intern

and yes, yes i do.