I love Iron Chef (the original). Can't stand Iron Chef USA.
Some friends of mine introduced me to Iron Chef a couple of years ago. The theme ingredient was a specific type of lobster. On the panel there is always at least one ditzy starlet... One of the announcers brought a lobster to her and asked what she thought of it.
Starlet: Ohhh, it's soooo big!
Announcer: It's not as big as the one the Iron Chef has.
Starlet: Ohhhhhh!
I will always remember that line...