Most deviant thing done on the job

Alright, here we go....

In HS....

i worked in the kitchen of a nursing home, as a dietary aide on the weekends. The weekend cook was one of my FB buddies. We used to play baseball using ice and the ice scoop, powerball(think American gladiators) with tin foil balls and trash cans, we'd try to throw knives in the wall and make them stick, go out back and throw eggs at the generator, purposely make messes in the other persons area that they'd have to clean up, etc. we came 2 points away from having the kitchen shut down by the state

at Super 8 in College Station....

on weekends when i was the only staff member there, i'd take beer up and pour it into plastic cups and drink it at the front desk. I changed our manager's homepage to a gay porn site on the back computer. Some of my bros needed a room one night after drinkin too much, so i put em in an empty room and marked it dirty, vacant.

if people pissed me off, i'd add all kinds of micellaneous charges to their rooms. if they paid for the all-day adult movies, i'd type it so it showed up on their reciepts as XXX Porn. I'd hang up on call transfers or tell them that there were no extra towels :P

And once......i made out with a guest in the manager's office.....ON DUTY

Kitso
KS 361% Kitso's Discretionary Discout recieved by that guest

[APhiRattlerGal]

At this office job I worked at it was my birthday andI had to work all day. So i snuck in some vodka and stored it in my desk drawer. I'd go buy some juice and pour the vodka in my juice...I wonder if people were wondering why i was so happy he he. Oh wells

[Nikki_DZ]

Originally posted by carnation
A few days later, it was brought to my attention that when I signed it with my name and "Director of Public Relations", I left the "L" out of "Public".

Heehee. The president of Order of Omega my sophomore year sent a letter to the parents of the new initiates, inviting them to a reception. Only instead of asking them to "come" to the banquet, he used the alternate spelling of "cum".

[The1calledTKE]

When I used to to the hotel job, if people were acting like a-holes to me I would put them in rooms right next to the highway, and if they tried to move I would send them to the top floor which most people don't like. Yes you may have traveled all day but don't take it out on me because I have to put up with a-holes like you all day. Don't get me wrong though 90% or the guest were nice though.

[librasoul22]

* Made out with a coworker when we were supposed to be closing the store (I was a manager, so I was in charge that night).

* Physically threatened my boss when I got fired.

* Had dance contests after we closed (I worked in a Sam Goody at the mall and there was a movie threater downstairs. After the store closed there were still a lot of people milling around outside the store and the entire storefront was glass. We used to attract quite a crowd).

* Ordered a VIRGIN daquiri from a restaurant downstairs on my lunch break, but they put alcohol in it, so I was forced to drink on the job, lol.

[PiKA2001]

When I worked at a pizza place a fellow employee spit in a pizza and I delivered it to the guy. It's really gross but the guy was a total dick.

[aephi alum]

I worked at my temple briefly. I was asked to call a prospective member... I think she'd told the membership chair that she didn't want to be contacted anymore, but that information never got to the office. Anyway, she was extremely nasty and rude to me and wouldn't accept my apology for the miscommunication.

So I submitted her name to several area churches as a prospective member.

Don't f*ck with aephi alum.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by aephi alum
I worked at my temple briefly. I was asked to call a prospective member... I think she'd told the membership chair that she didn't want to be contacted anymore, but that information never got to the office. Anyway, she was extremely nasty and rude to me and wouldn't accept my apology for the miscommunication.

So I submitted her name to several area churches as a prospective member.

Don't f*ck with aephi alum.

That's funny!

There was a guy in AEPi who hurt my feelings so when the Jehovah's Witnesses came to my house I directed them to the AEPi house.

[winnieb]

When I was in HS I worked at the local grocery store (in a town of 2500). I was a checker and all the bag boys / stockers were my age-- we would pair off and go make out in the cooler. We were always on the clock-- the pretense for the checker being in the cooler with the stocker was "just helping him find some random dairy product"---- we had so much fun at that store.

Also same store-- summer after my first year at college--- I worked graveyard shift (11pm-7am) people would come in and by bunches on scratch off lottery tickets-- they would scratch them in the store-- i would keep track of which tickets had not one in awhile and buy that kind--i made a killing that summer on scratchers!!!

-wendi

[chitownxo]

Oh, where can I start?! I really have the the co-worker from hades. Her whole life is this job. She comes in on weekends and doesn't charge the company overtime; she enjoys helping out the firm. She has a picture of our boss in a frame at home...and it's autographed. When our boss is on vacation, she pouts (ie. throws things, slams doors) when he calls me, and doesn't ask to speak to her. She has kicked me out of meeting with the boss 'cause it's "her time" to meet with him. Our boss (who bears an unfortunate resemblance to Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss) makes the entire office be nice to her because she's "got problems" Gee, you think?! He thinks it's sweet that she has a thing for him. I'm thinking, hello! Have you not seen the movie "Misery"??!!

So, anyway, nitwit girl loves to get praise from the boss, and hates it when he praises anyone else. One day, our boss asked me to take over a project for her. She gives me a bunch of things to copy, and it literally takes me all morning. I come back, PHM is standing by my desk waiting for me, and he's like what's taking so long? It turns out, she intentionally gave me the wrong directions, so I could look like a fool in front of the boss. I didn't need to copy the 1000+ report and send it out to everybody in the firm All I needed to do was download it to my computer and send it out to the office cooridnators only. Nitwit then had the bald-faced nerve to lie to PHB in front of me and say she never told me to make copies, and couldn't understand why I was in the copy room so long, and assumed I was merely flirting with some of the attorneys.

I really wanted to deck her, but I like being employed. I went home and stewed about it, then decided to get my revenge, slowly, over a long period of time. Over the last few weeks I have done the following:

1) Intermix her red, blue, and black pens. (She has a separate container for each color). Drives her nuts.

2) Intermixed her paper clip and binder clips. She can't start the day unless they are in size order. Took her 45 minutes to straighten them out and place them in their proper place on her desk.

3) Placed an opened can of tuna in her desk under a bunch of papers from 1998. Left it there for 2 weeks until the stench was so bad, Office Services had to come in.

4) Walked over to her desk and copied her notes. Apparently, she felt the need to list how many non-business calls we make in a day, how long we went to lunch, things that are none of her business. I gave copies to everyone she was prepared to tattle on, and send one to HR.

5) Talked the entire office into wearing "Happy" because she doesn't like the scent.

There are many more, but you get the idea. The best part? She actually thinks it isn't me! She told my best friend in the office that there's no way I'd be smart enough (!) to come up with any of these things. Oh, yeah...that little comment is going to cost her!

[decadence]

chitownxo in the words of Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman... Hoo-aaah!!!!