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Apparently to the Greeks around here, I'm major pimp. I used to pretend that I didn't know how I got that way. But I know why.
When I first moved here, I had the cutest little accent and it got cuter. . .the drunker I got. So, I managed to pick up a couple of guys at a party. And I would basically work an entire room. The trick is not getting caught.
I would work on one guy and see another hot guy and excuse myself to 'go tell my friend something' but to 'find me later so we could exchange numbers.' Then, I would see my 'guy friend' and start talking to him until I spotted another cutie. It would go on like that until the end of the night.
I would leave first so that I could orchestrate getting numbers. I would find the first guy and say 'Yeah, so are you done picking up chicks cuter than me?' And it would turn into this 'oh, no one's cuter than you. Wobbling, I would give him my home number[the one that I don't answer] and I would get his(the whole while kissing his cheek and then brushing a kiss on his lips). Then, I would say something like 'Don't tell anyone that I gave you my number because my guy friends are really protective of me. They'll get mad and start riding me. This will be our little secret, okay' Then, I would make him pinkie swear.
Then, I'd find the next guy and say 'So, you pick up any other girls tonight?' When they would deny it, I would do this whole little 'awww, hey. . .we're cool. I'll still give you my number. No, wait. You give me your number. Then, we'll decide later if you're worth my time. . .I mean, each other's time.'
And if some guy was catching the eye of me and my friends, I would take the cutest one(sorry but when you're a cute girl, you will be used as bait to get guys' numbers) and I would push her between us(of course, she is drunk dancing oblivious to what's going on) while I talk game to him. And he thinks that we're a package deal[boys are stupid, yeah, we know] so he'll give out the digits. Then, I'll take her[even though she wants to stay] back to the group and we all high-five because 'Alexis ALWAYS gets the men!'
No, it's because I've been a victim of the game. . .and I just dish it out the way it's given.
Oh, and I could be a player. . .because I have a cell phone ONLY for guys that I have picked up. It's got tons of numbers in it. Half of the time, I don't even remember where I meet them. All I know is that they're hot. And if we have a party with tons of girls and no guys, I bring out the cell phone and call some of the numbers and tell them to 'bring friends'. At first they're like 'Dang, you never called me like you said. . .' And I would make up some excuse of why.
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