Saddam & sons dead? - Page 2

RUgreek · #16 04-08-2003, 12:04 AM

I'm sorry, but since the Iraqi Information Minister said that attack never took place (and that we are losing the war, running away screaming for mercy, lost in space, etc., etc.), I can't accept this. Nothing is more pure than getting your information directly from the camels... i mean horses mouth.

librasoul22 · #17 04-08-2003, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by RUgreek
I'm sorry, but since the Iraqi Information Minister said that attack never took place (and that we are losing the war, running away screaming for mercy, lost in space, etc., etc.), I can't accept this. Nothing is more pure than getting your information directly from the camels... i mean horses mouth.

Dude, that guy is so full of it.

texas*princess · #18 04-08-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by RUgreek
I'm sorry, but since the Iraqi Information Minister said that attack never took place (and that we are losing the war, running away screaming for mercy, lost in space, etc., etc.), I can't accept this. Nothing is more pure than getting your information directly from the camels... i mean horses mouth.

If you're talking about that Iraqi guy who made comments similar to those late last night (I think Central time was around 2 am.. I was up studying..) I think that's a load of crap! The guy who was making those comments was doing so just blocks away from where US Army tanks were.

Do you think an Iraqi person is actually going to hold a press conference to tell the world they are losing? I wouldn't think so. They are trying to rally their troops & people by telling everyone they are doing a fabulous job.

AlphaGamDiva · #19 04-08-2003, 12:25 AM

RUGreek...i think i love you. that minister guy (aka: baghdad bob) is a riot...i would love it for some us/british soldier to run up behind his ass and put bunny ears behind his head and wave "hi, mom!"

RACooper · #20 04-08-2003, 12:28 AM

Well hopefully they have killed Saddam... although that then makes him a martyr.

On a side note.... CNN's translators are pretty shitty.... god even I could spot the translation errors with out having to ask one of the brothers in the house (we have a couple from the region.. Iran, Dubai, Qatar, etc). For example the guy never said that they US soldiers were committing suicide... he said that they were uselessly expending their lives against the walls of Bagdhad.... while its still a load of crap, that doesn't explain the half-assed attempts at translation from CNN. My favourite is how the translator misses quotations from the Qu'ran.... it'd be a bit like missing a biblical quote.

AlphaSigOU · #21 04-08-2003, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
RUGreek...i think i love you. that minister guy (aka: baghdad bob) is a riot...i would love it for some us/british soldier to run up behind his ass and put bunny ears behind his head and wave "hi, mom!"

Nahhh... I'd rather see some SpecOps guy give him the standard SpecOps greeting on live TV... two shots in the chest, one in the head!

AXJules · #22 04-08-2003, 12:32 AM

Back to the issue @ hand......
Saddam. In a Khaki green rhinestone jumpshit.
Doing the pelvis shake thing.

I know you're all feeling me on this one.

AlphaGamDiva · #23 04-08-2003, 12:43 AM

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originally posted by AlphaSigOU
Nahhh... I'd rather see some SpecOps guy give him the standard SpecOps greeting on live TV... two shots in the chest, one in the head!

ok, well, yeah....that could work, too...

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originally posted by AKJules
Saddam. In a Khaki green rhinestone jumpshit.
Doing the pelvis shake thing. I know you're all feeling me on this one.

oooh, i am def feelin this! with some sideburns and bufont (sp?) action....hell yeah! and his sons in the background as backup dancers.....saweet, saweet times!

#24 04-08-2003, 01:08 AM

i'm actually picturing sadaam more like this.....

Hey, i'm taking a bowling class this semester, i bet i could take him.

I dunno though, i hear his bowling shoes are listed 61st on the list of WMD's due to their toxicity.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd beat saddam in bowling, and if i couldn't, i'd just punk him with a rusty crowbar from my truck.

Hootie · #25 04-08-2003, 01:08 AM

LMFAO!
Yall CRACK ME UP!

Seriously!

Loved AlphaGamDiva's thought on the british soldier too! GOOD PLAN!

swissmiss04 · #26 04-08-2003, 01:14 AM

Don't forget the gold lame turban and the sequinned camel blanket. lol. Seriously tho. The Iraqi information officer (Tariq Aziz???) is about as reliable as a swiss cheese condom. There was one time he was on a non-CNN network saying "There are no Coalition forces at the Baghdad airport...no one..." and the other half of the screen showed Coalition forces at the airport. I laughed.

RUgreek · #27 04-08-2003, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
RUGreek...i think i love you. that minister guy (aka: baghdad bob) is a riot...i would love it for some us/british soldier to run up behind his ass and put bunny ears behind his head and wave "hi, mom!"

omg, just had a flashback of Jim Carey doing his skit on In Living Colour .... You know, that one where they have the news guy interviewing someone next to him and Jim's in the background pulling stunts and stuff.

Damn, I miss that show, but yea back to the topic on hand...

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Originally posted by AKJules
Saddam. In a Khaki green rhinestone jumpshit.
Doing the pelvis shake thing.

I dunno, i guess i have a different job set up for S.H., personally I see him hosting a talk show in Iraq, kind of like Jerry Springer meets Survivor. Haven't finished the script yet, I'll keep ya posted

- RUgreek

AlphaGamDiva · #28 04-08-2003, 02:03 AM

kitso and RUGreek...please see that whole GC crush thread.......

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Originally posted by the one and only kitso
i'd beat saddam in bowling, and if i couldn't, i'd just punk him with a rusty crowbar from my truck.

wahahaha!

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Originally posted by my lil jokester RUGreek
I dunno, i guess i have a different job set up for S.H., personally I see him hosting a talk show in Iraq, kind of like Jerry Springer meets Survivor. Haven't finished the script yet, I'll keep ya posted.

please do so....i would love to be the security guard.

MoonStar17 · #29 04-08-2003, 04:55 AM

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Originally posted by swissmiss04
The Iraqi information officer (Tariq Aziz???) is about as reliable as a swiss cheese condom.

LOLOLOLOLOL

Maybe its the fact that I'm delirious from not sleeping and studying all night...but this made me crack up!!!

Thanks for the good laugh

AlphaSigOU · #30 04-08-2003, 06:21 AM

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Originally posted by swissmiss04
The Iraqi information officer (Tariq Aziz???) is about as reliable as a swiss cheese condom. There was one time he was on a non-CNN network saying "There are no Coalition forces at the Baghdad airport...no one..." and the other half of the screen showed Coalition forces at the airport. I laughed.

Nope... that's not Tariq Aziz. Aziz wears BCGs ('birth control glasses' - ugly-a** eyewear), has gray hair and is the only Christian in Saddam's government. I forget what the guy's name is who's information minister. Still, the guy deserves two in the chest, one in the head.