Psychos!!! - Page 2

AXJules · #16 12-26-2002, 02:11 AM

This post is a bad idea.

I attract these people.

I have about a million stories but I'll keep it short w/ whatever comes to mind first.

Ok, freshman yr. in high school there was this kid named Dennis who wore velcro shoes and was always very quiet (we went to a Catholic grade school so we'd been together since kindergarten.) We had our first big dance like the first weekend of fresh. year and we all showed up looking cute and excited to dance w/ new people.
All the boys are asking girls and of course, Dennis comes and asks me to dance w/ chocolate all over his face. (Keep in mind, we're 14, not 3.)

I'm like, yeah, no thanks, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I turn to walk away and all of a sudden get pushed to the ground. Later I found out that when Dennis gets mad he puts his fingers on top of his head like horns, paws the ground with his foot and charges like a bull. I got charged about 4 times that night and went home bleeding.

Apparently I have a target tattoed on the back of my neck or something, I don't know, I just show up in these people's radar.....

Dionysus · #17 12-26-2002, 02:36 AM

AXJules I feel ya man, I think like 1 in 4 of my past friends was psycho.

Rudey · #18 12-26-2002, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
AXJules I feel ya man, I think like 1 in 4 of my past friends was psycho.

I'm sure 4 in 4 of your past friends thought you were whack too.

-Rudey
--4 in 4 means all of them...you know?

Dionysus · #19 12-26-2002, 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

I'm sure 4 in 4 of your past friends thought you were whack too.

-Rudey
--4 in 4 means all of them...you know?

True, ya know it is not uncommon to mimic the characteristics of those around you.

4/4=all...good discovery.

justamom · #20 12-26-2002, 08:36 AM

TRUE PSYCHO-

I lived in a complex across Sharpstown Mall. Our unit became realy close and we always partied together, plus a lot of "romance" existed. There was a Viet Nam vet who was into heavy drugs and alcohol, plus he was about 5 years older than the majority of us. One evening after a FULL day of Bar-B-Qing and just really taking the weekend to the limit everyone decided to hit Rockefellers. I don't know WHY I stayed home. Someone came knocking at my door and it was the vet. I wouldn't let him in.
He was pounding and yelling so I started calling EVERYONE but noone answered... I was scared _________!!! This went on for about an hour. I didn't even THINK of calling the police-don't ask me why, I have no idea. Finally, I reached a friend and within 30 minutes most of the guys came back and tried to talk him down.
He was in the bushes with a gun. He thought he was back in Viet Nam.

Timber · #21 12-26-2002, 12:12 PM

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aephi alum · #22 12-26-2002, 01:48 PM

I think it is some kind of universal law of dating, that you must have at least one psycho ex before settling down...

My psycho ex was the result of a blind date. Long story short - after about 4 months of dating, he abruptly decided that he couldn't be with someone of a different religion, and would I mind converting?

My husband's psycho ex was a worse nightmare. She met him during rush her freshman year, and she actually chose her dorm and entry because he lived there. She was very needy and clingy. They dated for several months before he realized she was nothing but bad news, and he ended the relationship.

This chick also really wanted to be in my sorority - but it was plain, even just from the brief conversations we had during rush, that she wanted to join for all the wrong reasons - she wanted Greek letters and the "instant popularity" she thought that would bring, and she wanted sisters to lean on for support, but didn't want to give that support in turn.

To this day she bears a grudge against me, because she thinks I kept her out of my sorority and because she thinks I stole her boyfriend (in her twisted mind... my husband and I started dating well over a year after they had broken up).

ilovemyglo · #23 12-26-2002, 06:31 PM

My psycho is my former roommate:
"Tanya" went to my high school. We hung out but there was something wrong with her for ever. SHE NEVER DROVE. She had her license but refused to ever drive and she lived in the middle of no where compared to everyone.
Anyway, fast forward to college. We move in together, everything is gravy and one night she starts flipping out about her family. Well, I had a diary and wrote something in there about how I felt sorry for her because her real dad was no where to be found and here I have this great family and support. And her brother was a total juvenile deliquent, always in and out of the juvenile hall and all, so she steals my diary, lies and says someone must have broken in the room and breaks into it (it had a clasp lock to it!). Then I get on a note on the door the next day on the outside of it on our dry erase board ... something like "Don't feel sorry for me, at least I am not some loser" or someting, so she comes home we have a fight and I say she stole my diary and she still claims someone must have broken into our room. Anyway we get over it. I get aboyfriend and she starts calling my best friend in Lexington and telling her what a horrible friend I am because I leave and go over to his place at all hours and stay with him and leave her all alone. I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE LEFT ME ALONE! So next term comes and stupid me I room with her again. This is the term we went through rush, she swears she is pledging XYZ or nothing else and she knew how bad I wanted AGD so she ends up rushing AGD and pledging. After we get in I find my cell phone starts coming up missig with weird phone numbers dialed on it, call them back and she had stole my cell and called people. I kept it in my purse from then on out. THEN she started wearing MY CLOTHES- IN FRONT OF ME AND LYING ABOUT IT! The things is, I didn't care if she borrowed, just make sure I wasn't going to wear it. Well she would come in and I would ask, Is that my Abercrombie sweater? (uh, yeah, I wear a small, she doesn't!) and she would say "NO, my mother sent it to me in the mail last night" UHM, okay, then why did it end up in my laundry and back with me the next day?

FINAL STRAW_
She and her new boyfriend had a urination fetish and she decided to partake of it on my bed.... I moved out and in with my boyfriend and yet to this day I get emails from her about how I need to ask her for forgiveness for the hell I put her through, but I always block her email address, so she makes a new one and sends me email from there.
PSYCHO!
BTW The last email said "Nathan and I are getting engaged, see some people do get what they deserve and one day you will too" So all my reply said was
"You are getting pissed on the rest of your life, you are right some people do get what they deserve"

AXJules · #24 12-26-2002, 08:27 PM

Ok here's story # 2 since I'm bored....
went drinking with a bunch of my sisters, and this guy comes up to us in his electric wheelchair and is like, let me buy you ladies a drink, etc. We politely refused but he parked by us and kept talking to us all night. Everything was cool until we got up and left, he was like, where are you going??? We were going back to a friends house and told him, he's like, 'You can't discriminate against me! I'm an American! this is bullshit!!!"
Well we got scared and went downstairs to wait for the Drunk Bus to drive us home.... he follows us and starts screaming/singing *violently angrily*- "Burning down the house"..
I was hysterically laughing until he was like making his wheelchair move in time wiht the music and sweating profusely. OMG the scariest person ever.

Kevlar281 · #25 12-26-2002, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
This is the term we went through rush, she swears she is pledging XYZ or nothing else and she knew how bad I wanted AGD so she ends up rushing AGD and pledging.

Did she make it through pledgeship?

Dionysus · #26 12-26-2002, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
My psycho is my former roommate:
"Tanya" went to my high school. We hung out but there was something wrong with her for ever. SHE NEVER DROVE. She had her license but refused to ever drive and she lived in the middle of no where compared to everyone.

Come on man, why was my name selected?

FAB*SpiceySpice · #27 12-26-2002, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by AXJules
Ok here's story # 2 since I'm bored....
went drinking with a bunch of my sisters, and this guy comes up to us in his electric wheelchair and is like, let me buy you ladies a drink, etc. We politely refused but he parked by us and kept talking to us all night. Everything was cool until we got up and left, he was like, where are you going??? We were going back to a friends house and told him, he's like, 'You can't discriminate against me! I'm an American! this is bullshit!!!"
Well we got scared and went downstairs to wait for the Drunk Bus to drive us home.... he follows us and starts screaming/singing *violently angrily*- "Burning down the house"..
I was hysterically laughing until he was like making his wheelchair move in time wiht the music and sweating profusely. OMG the scariest person ever.

Hahaha, I'm sorry for laughing, but that's too funny!!! Where did yall see this character at, I should make a point to maybe not go there.....

Rio_Kohitsuji · #28 12-26-2002, 09:29 PM

Okay, time for mine

Well, last year when I was new around campus I met one of my bf's bro's gf's. Well, me and "Ann" got along great and all at first. She was a bit eccentric but hey..it reminded me of a retarded puppy..hehe. Her bf ended up being recalled right after 9/11, so we were all for her in support after he left. This dealt w/her midnight rantings about him not 'calling enough (which..his bill ran up into the hundreds..)' and how she was afraid that he was going to cheat on her. (Her bf is one of the most loyal guys ever...just so ya know..and my best bud..heh) Well, as soon as he comes back -after- a freaking year. She starts refusing to see him, having sex w/him (I'm sorry..but if I couldn't see my bf for over a year..he couldn't walk for a month after I got through w/him..

) along w/still asking him for money. So, they break up -finally-. One night he gets drunk and incredibly upset, her and her psycho fem-nazi best friend go over to where he's at. The story goes is that he shook the best friend and shoved Ann into a wall. Okay..these girls are quite the hefty ladies..there would be no way to budge them two.

Well, their stories continually to change throughout the weeks making it more and more harsher. Ann says that she wasn't pressing charges....well he ends up getting into a wreck when the police officer informs him that he has 2 charges of assult on him. Then..ontop of that...when they finally get to court...she filed a suit to get money for doctor bills from him. And here..he had been helping her pay for college along w/buying her family christmas gifts because she couldn't afford any.
....and she's still expecing me and my bf to support her in this 'trying time'....
Psycho.