Exotic dancers (This could get X-rated!!) - Page 2

thesweetestone · #16 11-26-2002, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by evaclear04
CRABS!

lol

zchi2 · #17 11-26-2002, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Afrochic

But then this other guy was flipping around the damn floor like Sisqo and he had whipped cream on a plate on the floor. Do you know he did this flip and his face landed right where the plate was and he started licking.

The Kappas at my school use to do that all the time at the end of their step routines. I think they thought it was cute but it wasn't. Over weight Kappas licking a plate of whip cream just made me want to go on a diet.

nikki1920 · #18 11-26-2002, 01:16 PM

lol lol lol!!!

Of course, when the Sigmas did it...... whew, LORDY!!!!!!

prayerfull · #19 11-26-2002, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by nikki1920
Whutchu know bout the Classics on Thursdays?

Aaaahhhhh shoot.....I know a 'lil sumthin' 'bout Classics and the Mirage, too!

Soror Ideal...you ain't barely got your bags unpacked in DC and you're already peepin' the strip shows. I ain't mad at 'ya though...a girl's gotta have a little lift now and then!

OK....(Prayerfull's takin' off her Deaconess/Church Trustee hat for a second and is 'bout to confess some shnit from a LONG TIME AGO)......

So me and my girls hired this DC stripper name Ecstasy for our girls' birthday. Dude was doin' his little freaky dancing thing and then it was time for him to take a break and go change. So he went into the bathroom to change. That's when one of my girls had this "clever" idea that while he was changing, we should all strip down to our bra and panty sets. So, we did..and when he came out the bathroom, he was like

"whoa..these little Howard U girls are off the chains". It went off the hook after that. So, there's pictures of this whole night floatin' out there somewhere with one of my girls. I need to call her up 'cause I'd hate for that to show up in a church bulletin or sumthin'.

...But anyways, that all happened BEFORE I FOUND JESUS!

Soror Ideal...I'll be prayin' for you girl.......(but in the meantime, if you just happen to roll up on Classics on a Thursday night and happen to see a HUNG brotha name Ecstasy...give him a slap on his a$$ for me)

Munchkin03 · #20 11-26-2002, 06:04 PM

The pledge class under mine hired a stripper for us...dude looked like the Rock. Had the eyebrow thing going on too. Too bad he was short-short...I'm not tall (5'5") and I know I cleared him by at least 2 inches. He jumped around a lot, weird flips that made him look like a gymnast--not cool. He also looked kinda like a monkey, with his long arms and all.

exquizit · #21 11-26-2002, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by Munchkin03
. He jumped around a lot, weird flips that made him look like a gymnast--not cool. He also looked kinda like a monkey, with his long arms and all.

CTFU!!! I almost choked on my dinner!!

Afrochic · #22 11-26-2002, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by oneinamillion
Afrochic what you know about the Mirage......... . Anyway, I'm cracking up at that smilie.

Girl way back in the day I was up in there. Once we realized the ghetto stripper majorettes performed on Saturdays before 11, we made sure to make it there after 11...just in time to miss it.

Oh and that crab story, I heard it too. I think it is an urban legend.

abaici · #23 12-02-2002, 04:00 AM

I totally agree with some of the things being said on this board about strippers. While, the tricks have me singing Nelly (It's getting hot in herre!), I think it's highly overrated.

1. Maybe it's just me, but after awhile it gets kinda boring.

2. Also, their "costumes" are tacky. SOme look like Parliament Funkadelic rejects.

3. The groupies are pathetic. My friends and I decided to go to a strip club a few months ago, and some of the women actually had shirts on with the names of their favorite performers. SAD!

4, Oh, I agree about the touching thing. There was a particular dancer that I thought was cute. Anyway, after his performance he passed by me and said hi, and I returned the greeting. He then turned and started to walk away. All of a sudden he came back and touched my hat (cowboy hat, something strange happens to me every time I wear it) and licked my neck. I was like, EWWWWW! I thought he was cute, but strippers are gross.

I remember this coversation I had with this guy in a club (dance, not strip) once. He was really cool and we kinda talked the whole night. Anyway, I found out that he used to be a stripper. His word of advice to me, "Never date a stripper, they are nasty. They are hoes." I took his advice. Has anyone ever dated a stripper, how did that go?

Afrochic · #24 12-02-2002, 04:17 AM

Everytime I would go to clubs and strippers happen to be there, I always had a habit of trying to remember their faces. This was so in case they tried to talk to me after they changed to regular clothes to mingle, I would remember their faces to turn them down. I'm not into dating strippers or paying money to see them.

zchi2 · #25 12-02-2002, 09:29 AM

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3. The groupies are pathetic. My friends and I decided to go to a strip club a few months ago, and some of the women actually had shirts on with the names of their favorite performers. SAD!

I have a friend that is one of those girls...