This is just too much, she did what?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by thesweetestone
Whatever! shut up!

Or maybe she found out that he had cheated on her.

[TLAW]

Cheated on her?!!! All these genital and butt slashers strolling around. What is society coming to? Whatever happened to a good old fashioned beatdown?!!!!!

Be faithful my brethren, be faithful, lest you lose your SEAT!!!

[Professor]

by your response - you must know the feeling

Originally posted by thesweetestone


Whatever! shut up!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by TLAW
Cheated on her?!!! All these genital and butt slashers strolling around. What is society coming to? Whatever happened to a good old fashioned beatdown?!!!!!

Be faithful my brethren, be faithful, lest you lose your SEAT!!!

weeeelllllllll, whatever happened to loyalty, INTEGRITY? hmmmmm, just like beatdowns- A THING OF THE PAST!

[Professor]

ummmm right - i'm in a good mood and will take the BAAAASSSSHHHHING TODAY - even the rude remark when i really want to say kiss my $@% but that would also be rude and ironic.

[Rain Man]

DAG!

I've been sitting in this office all day working my butt off and now I gotta read this crazy mess at the end of a hard day

*Rain Man remembers the thread topic*

*Homer Simpson voice* D'OH!!

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by korkscru
Now will someone PLEEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD do you CUT OFF someone's BUTT with a UTILITY KNIFE? I mean, I just can't see that right now. And would someone also PLEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD can someone DRIVE after having their BUTT CUT OFF? Something ain't right about this story. Something just ain't right. I'm wondering what exactly does one THINK about when they do stuff like this? I just don't know if I'm ready to believe that this woman cut that man's butt off with JUST a UTILITY KNIFE. I just haveto ask myself, was he lacking THAT much in the buttocks area (this HAD to be a white man because we KNOW that if it were a BROTHER, she would STILL be there cutting, right?)? WHAT exactly were her cutting methods (spiral--like for onions? long--like for meats? dicing-like for veggies?)? How long did it take her to cut it? HOW did he drive (did he drive with one knee under himself as a cushion? did he sit like on his hip or something?)? And what did she DO with this man's butt (throw it in the field? throw it in the trash? put it in his trunk?)? Will he be able to have BUTT REPLACEMENT SURGERY or something? I mean, these are some of the questions that makes a person go
HUUUMMMMMM!!!!

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L O L

This post has my insides hurting!!!

Too much!! LOL!!!

[TLAW]

Okay... LOL at AKA2D.

Loyalty and integrity? I think that it's kinda funny that some of you assume that he HAD to have cheated to get that treatment.*... still nervously clutching his butt cheeks...*

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by TLAW
I think that it's kinda funny that some of you assume that he HAD to have cheated to get that treatment.*... still nervously clutching his butt cheeks...*

I am not ASSUMING that he "had to have cheated". . . my comment was just a theory. She could have cut off his butt for a number of reasons, including, but not limited to the following:

1. Cheating
2. Kicking her azz so she cut his off
3. Baby Mama Drama
4. He called her out of her name
5. He was gay

When I made the comment about cheating, it was more of a reply to the oh so cocky theory of the Professor.

[TLAW]

Actually, I was playfully goading AKA 2D on, Crimson... I know that was just a theory.
Your list of potential theories is hilarious! If she did that because of his sexual orientation...

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4



I am not ASSUMING that he "had to have cheated". . . my comment was just a theory. She could have cut off his butt for a number of reasons, including, but not limited to the following:

1. Cheating
2. Kicking her azz so she cut his off
3. Baby Mama Drama
4. He called her out of her name
5. He was gay

When I made the comment about cheating, it was more of a reply to the oh so cocky theory of the Professor.

Oh no...this thread is going to send me into cardiac arrest! Maybe now men will learn to act right or watch their @ss...literally!

Period or not a man needs to understand that in the 2002 women are no longer about the games. We don't play the radio. TLAW, clutch tight man! Just kidding, you seem to be an okay guy.

[korkscru]

Now my Sisterfriends, I wouldn't be so quick to ASSUME that the man did something wrong. TLAW, you're my boy and we DO tend to agree on a lot of stuff. So given the NATURE and INTENSITY of this, let's say... MATTER, I'm inclined to believe something else was the precipitating factor which caused this... SITUATION. I mean, people (men and women), who are in relationships or married, cheat, argue, and curse each other on a DAILY basis. This story is VERY unique because I've NEVER heard of such a thing in my life. So, I'm not going to be quick to assume that this man cheated or something like that (although 9 times out of 10 it's probably the case). HOWEVER... I'm thinking that this lady, IF she did this, was just plain ole' CRAZY. She HAS to have some kind of mental health diagnosis or something. Maybe she had an episode of insanity. Maybe one of her other personalities took over during that time. Maybe...no, it's OBVIOUS that she had some kind of psychotic episode. If not, then what in God's name did this man do that was so bad that this woman had to "cut his a*%". I just know one thing. I bet that he'll think TWICE before he gets involved with anyone else.

Yeah, TLAW, nowadays, men haveto LITERALLY "watch their backs" because you never know WHAT will happen, right?

[thesweetestone]

My theory is that he cheated. She probably wasn't going to cut his A$$ off, but cut his penis off. I guess his felt his penis was worth protecting more than his ass.

I don't know really. This is just my thoery.

[bro_strawter]

LMAO!!!

Originally posted by korkscru
Now will someone PLEEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD do you CUT OFF someone's BUTT with a UTILITY KNIFE? I mean, I just can't see that right now. And would someone also PLEEEEZZZZ tell me, how in the WORLD can someone DRIVE after having their BUTT CUT OFF? Something ain't right about this story. Something just ain't right. I'm wondering what exactly does one THINK about when they do stuff like this? I just don't know if I'm ready to believe that this woman cut that man's butt off with JUST a UTILITY KNIFE. I just haveto ask myself, was he lacking THAT much in the buttocks area (this HAD to be a white man because we KNOW that if it were a BROTHER, she would STILL be there cutting, right?)? WHAT exactly were her cutting methods (spiral--like for onions? long--like for meats? dicing-like for veggies?)? How long did it take her to cut it? HOW did he drive (did he drive with one knee under himself as a cushion? did he sit like on his hip or something?)? And what did she DO with this man's butt (throw it in the field? throw it in the trash? put it in his trunk?)? Will he be able to have BUTT REPLACEMENT SURGERY or something? I mean, these are some of the questions that makes a person go
HUUUMMMMMM!!!!

[DST Love]

Hey ya'll, I'm so sorry for posting this but it was just too ironic to me that I received this joke in my e-mail today. I know it's not the same thing but just the same subject. So here goes:

Butt Cheek

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was
burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to
graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her
husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had
the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the
surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke
down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love
you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't
believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you
on the cheek."