Walks of Shame - Page 2

lifesaver · #16 06-06-2002, 01:47 PM

In the interest of research, and wanting to help GC'ers undertand the phenomena better, I decided to get laid last night.

Hey, I did it for ya'll...

Anyway, was at a concert and ran into the ex. So i proceeded to get drunker because the ex was there... Ended up going home with the ex....yep...had ex sex. Not a good thing for me to have done....

So this AM, at about 7:45 while everybody is offing to work, theres me LOOKING LIKE ASS schlepping across town, way overdressed for 8AM and feeeling like baked armpit.

Ohey Vhey...

KSig RC · #17 06-07-2002, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by ChiOChic
I sort of have a "walk of shame" situation...My bf is a Sigma Nu and he lives in the SN House. Well I used to stay with him a lot and one day during the week, he left for class while leaving me sleeping in his room. Well I woke up bc I really had to pee and the "Guys" Restroom is really close to his room, so I ran in there and no one saw me. Great! Well when I go back to his room to go back to sleep, I quickly figure out that the door locked when it closed. So there I am, locked out of his room, wearing boxers and a sports bra, looking like I just woke up. There is a utility closet that was open right next to his room so I decided to wait in there. It was cold so I grabbed a roll of paper towels that was in there and wrapped it all around me to keep warm. I waited for him for 2 hours in the closet - during that time I fell asleep. When he finally got back, I heard him unlocking his door and I called his name and pushed open the door. He found me sitting on the floor all wrapped up in paper towels and in my bra and boxers. Now that was embarrassing! Especially hiding from all the guys whenever they would walk through the hallway, I was just waiting for them to get something out of that closet!

now THIS is FANTASTIC - unreal. Unprecedented - you are my new hero.

This dude should marry you - paper towels?!? hahahaha

I used to stop at Bruegger's at 7am on the way home - if I was up that early, you can bet that it was on the way home from the booty. Nothing better than post-coital bagels.

DeltAlum · #18 06-07-2002, 02:25 AM

The paper towel caper reminded me of a very tense (but now funny) situation way back when I had my first apartment after college. I was a TV director at a station about 75 miles from where I went to school. Remember, this was in the 60's, and things weren't quite as "liberal" as they are today.

A young lady, who will remain unidentified, had come up from our little college town and was spending the weekend with me in my new place.

At about 10 AM on Saturday, there was a knock on the door (which woke both of us), and it turned out to be her older brother who was going to college in the city where I worked. I don't know if he suspected she was there or just stopped by to see the new place (yeah, right!), but we chatted for what seemed like an eternity and he finally left.

I went back into the bedroom, and found her hiding in the closet with one very small article of (bikini) clothing on. Damn, was that sexy!

On another occassion while I was still in school, a young lady (gee, maybe even the same one -- or maybe not) dropped in on me at my apartment on a Saturday morning. Someone knocked on the door while we were in bed and we ignored it. About two years later, the guy who knocked asked me if (name not mentioned to protect -- well whatever) and I had been there that morning. He just had a strong hunch. Strange.

amycat412 · #19 06-07-2002, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by lifesaver
feeeling like baked armpit.

Ohey Vhey...

!!!!!!! I love it... OK, that said, will have to tell one of mine...

last summer, I was in the land of sodom and gomorrah otherwise known as Dewey Beach, Deleware for the weekend with some of my girls.

saturday morning its overcast, so the entire town of weekenders heads into the starboard to drink. it's like 11am and we're downing raspberry stolis and sprites like its 11pm. Some guys wander up to us, turns out my girls know them in passing from the D.C. area. We all start to talk. I fix my eye on one of them and am like oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well before we know it, its 3pm and we're piss drunk and have to head back to our hotels to get ready for the happy hour otherwise known as jam session at the barrel and cork or whatever the name of the joint is--i was soooo drunk at this point its not funny.

We drink more in the room while attempting to shower and put on makeup. It was a hilarious, if not altogether pretty scene.

So I put on my orange halter top and the tiniest scrap of a black mini skirt you've ever seen.

We go on down to jam session, find the guys, and proceed to dance and drink ourselves silly. Two fisted drinking at this point, as if I needed it. lol Well, mr. Green Eyes was of course ALL TOO WILLING to ply me with more and more liquor.

I cannot even DESCRIBE to you the state the 4 of us girls were in. Me, for instance, and I will warn you that this is gross as hell-- I dumped out onedrink, would barf into the empty cup, eat a mint and go back to drinking. Insanity.

So Jam session ends and me and green eyes (i Do remember his name, for the record, and if I so much as lay eyes on him again I cannot be held responsible for my actions, but that's ANOTHER story) and one of his friends and one of my friends all head to another bar--

Dewey beach is about a mile long from end to end.

At this bar, I decided I was done. I could not drink anymore. I could not stand anymore. I didn't even want green eyes anymore. I was done. So I decided to leave. I shouted BYE to my friend and the boys and left.

I weaved my way out and was well out front before Green eyes caught up with me and was all "We need to feed you"

Yes ladies and gentlemen of GC, its 11pm and we'd been drinking since 11am with no food. and Yes, we do normally know better.

So, we head on out to get a slice of pizza and then, because he was nearly as drunk as me, stumble back to my hotel which was closer.

Well, we find one fo the other girls there with someone so we bail and head to his hotel.

***what happened upon arrival at green eyes place omitted, but I will say -- ****FABULOUS*** WOW WOW WOW WOW***

Next morning dawns. Its about 9am and there is nothing i want LESS in the world than to put my halter top, mini skirt and heels back on and walk the full length of Dewey beach--yes my hotel was at one end, his at the complete other end--with no sunglasses, no less.

Well there I am, heading home in total SHAME, families going off to church pointing and laughing and parents telling a cautionary tale about the girl who drank too much and then became obsessed with a pair of green eyes. I have not been able to look at that halter and skirt in the same way since.

SO I enter the hotel room, all the other girls are there, I announce that the whore of babylon has returned to the fold and they proceed to tell me their stories-- the most amusing of which is terri-- who came back to the room to find erika in a state of undress with a guy and she took one look at him and said "Hey, I kissed you earlier" And fell face down on the other bed, passed out cold.

lifesaver · #20 06-07-2002, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by amycat412

Well there I am, heading home in total SHAME, families going off to church pointing and laughing and parents telling a cautionary tale about the girl who drank too much and then became obsessed with a pair of green eyes. I have not been able to look at that halter and skirt in the same way since.

HAHAHHAHAH. I am dying ova here! stop! hahhahah.

God, Amy, you are so my hero. I have said it before, but its true. We so have to go drinking sometime, just for the stories. You'd end up with a broken arm from trying to climb a stop light telleing us all along that you could too in fact be a stripper if you wanted too and look they put this handy pole right here for you....

me, I'd end up in jail from "robbing" a homeless guy after I tried to make change in his coin cup so I could get quarters to buy smokes outta a vending machine.

Walks of shame are always the worst when they invlove minivans full of families on the way to church. I havent been near a church in 3 years, but you can bet your ass that I'll end up in the front lawn of one after a night of partying....

and that my friends... is post #1000.

aggieAXO · #21 06-07-2002, 04:52 AM

my "walk of shame" story is not really a walk but a very embarrasing situation. I was with my boyfriend at his house here in Austin during Thanksgiving my freshman year in college. His parents were suppose to be out of town the whole holiday weekend. I think it was Friday or may have been Saturday morning we were in bed upstairs asleep (at least we weren't in their bed

). They both walked into the room and found us. It would not have been so bad if they weren't southern baptist-oh lordy. Needless to say I guess I did a walk of shame down the stairs to my car to go back home to A&M.

Rudey · #22 06-07-2002, 05:20 AM

Funny stories

I have two of my own. My freshman year I was dating a girl and became best friends with her roommate in the process. I would sometimes hang out with the best friend when her parents were in town and the parents were really conservative and loved me. Well our little buddy situation made it ok for me to sleep in her shared room with my girlfriend. That morning whichever jackass was working security was gracious enough to let my bestfriend's parents in without calling up to the room. She brings them in after opening the door, forgetting I am in bed with her roommate. I wake up and look around, and they are staring at me. I was so tired that I just said "Hi Mr. and Mrs. ___" and got up and walked into the bathroom with only my boxers. Literally 15 seconds may have passed when from the bathroom you hear "Sh*t, ph*k me". Well i just jumped in the shower and took a shower for an hour and a half until they left.

Another time, I was back home in NY and my school is on a different schedule from NYU. Well...I get really really trashed and end up waking up at a girl's place. Funny girl slept in her own bed after we had our fun and left me on the couch in the living room. However, I remember waking up and getting a strong pain in my head and totally fainting. An hour later i wake up with a cut lip and put on my clothing and walk downstairs. I smelled like cigarettes and alcohol and sweat. My clothing was really messed up at this point...like half of the shirt buttoned, and I didn't realize anything about how i looked or smelled. Well the security guard of the dorm had to question me just to make sure i wasn't a crackhead who got into the dorm. At the end he told me i looked like crap which means the sex was great and let me go. On top of that nobody sat next to me on the subway. Wonderful memory.

ROWDYsister · #23 06-07-2002, 09:02 AM

Another one I thought of...
My house is the only sorority house on Frat Row (for now at least) and one night I had crashed at Pi Phi with one of my sisters after we had all gone to a party. Well, the next morning, we walked from our house to the big Frat Row parking lot to get my car and were still dressed in our little party outfits. It wouldn't have been that big of a deal...but on the way to my car I heard a voice behind me go, "Um, Dyan?"
It was my best friend from high school/roomate with her very religious parents! They were driving to her father's fraternity reunion (which I was actually supposed to join them on but obviously I couldn't make it) and they were rolling up in the van when they saw me on the side of the road. I stammered, "Um, um, I slept at my sorority house last night," and pointed in the direction of my house, "and was just on the way home..." I dreaded seeing them later on in the day...
I guess it could've been worse. Could've been my own parents, right?

amycat412 · #24 06-07-2002, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by lifesaver

HAHAHHAHAH. I am dying ova here! stop! hahhahah.

God, Amy, you are so my hero. I have said it before, but its true. We so have to go drinking sometime, just for the stories. You'd end up with a broken arm from trying to climb a stop light telleing us all along that you could too in fact be a stripper if you wanted too and look they put this handy pole right here for you....

me, I'd end up in jail from "robbing" a homeless guy after I tried to make change in his coin cup so I could get quarters to buy smokes outta a vending machine.

ROTFLMAO! What is is about alcohol that makes me think I am superhuman? LOL That TOTALLY sounds like something I would do!!!!

ChiOChic · #25 06-08-2002, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by KSig RC

now THIS is FANTASTIC - unreal. Unprecedented - you are my new hero.

This dude should marry you - paper towels?!? hahahaha

I used to stop at Bruegger's at 7am on the way home - if I was up that early, you can bet that it was on the way home from the booty. Nothing better than post-coital bagels.

Thanks KSig RC!

I have soo many crazy funny stories that I remember...a lot of trouble me and my sisters get ourselves in!

I have a Walk of Shame I don't really remember though...here it goes...
This past Spring Break '02 me and some of my sisters, Phi Kaps, and Sigma Nu's all went to South Padre Island. The first night we all decided to go to Mexico, to a Club where it was all you can drink...bad idea, for me atleast. I double fisted it every time I went up to the bar, I only had 6 drinks (but I'm very petite)! But that did it for me...I guess we left the club and then walked back over the border, I don't remember. I don't recall ever crossing the border...I'm sure it was shameful being so inebrieated in front of all the Border Officer People. I remember a little bit after we crossed, we were in the car when I decided I had to toss my cookies. I managed to make it outside the car but there were police everywhere. One inevitably came up to us while I was doing my thing and asked if I was okay. I was like "yeah, I'm fine, You're cute"...I fell back into the seat and my bf was trying to talk to the officer and keep me out of trouble (I'm 20 - but in Mexico I was legal!), I kept knocking on the window and telling him that he was cute - and my sister that was with me told me to be quiet...ok, I did and managed to slip on my Anarack's hood over the front of my face, but you know what they say, sometimes you can't stop the urge, and went all in it. It was soo bad. That in turn made my sister toss her cookies too - all in the backseat of one of my Bf's bros car. Luckily, we're all really good friends so he didn't kill me the next morning. Well I made it back to my hotel some how, some way and had HELL to pay the next morning...

alphachiohmy · #26 06-08-2002, 08:50 PM

A couple of stories:

Freshman year April 1, I was leaving one of the towers at my school after staying in a friends room for the night. The night before had been pretty crazy and I had crashed on my friends flip chair on his floor. I woke up about 6 a.m. not realizing where I was or how I had gotten there right away and I was feeling very fuzzy. So I slipped out of his room and into the elevator wearing his sweatpants and sweatshirt and carrying my clothes with, when I ran into five guys all decked out in their ARMY shirts getting ready to run for ROTC. And while I am in my fuzzy hungover state, I ask these guys what time it is and then follow that up with a "6 p.m. or 6 a.m.?" They told me it was in the evening, and I said "thank you" trying to keep some composure. I had to follow them outside and finally turned the other direction. Thank goodness my dorm was only a few hundred feet from the tower.

Another night of formal after a long afterhours, I left my guy's fraternity house dressed in my formal about 7a.m. And just as I am getting in my car, Mr. Fraternity President of a next door house is running by.

binks · #27 06-08-2002, 09:54 PM

I hate to say it but i have done the walk of shame more times than i would like to remember!.

I think the most famous one happen about a year ago at the AB(don't want to use real name) house. i fell asleep in this guys( we will call him John Doe) room. When we woke up we ended up watching a movie and laying in his bed. about noon rolls by and one of the brothers knocks on the door to tell the guy they had a car wash that day. i'm feaking out cause i knew half the brothers ( and some of my sister were dating them) were in the house. Luckily he got me out of the house w/o them seeing me! But, i forget my Jewelery. so i had to go back and get them. All the brothers saw me and figured out that i spent the night there.

The Same guy about a few months later had moved into the new house. I ended up back in his room. Woke up in the morning to his parents calling! they were 5 minutes away from the house. So i jump up and get shoes on and get the h*ll out of there. As i am leaving one of his brothers is leaving for work and just is sitting in his car laughing at me cause he knew i was with this guy yet again.

My last walk for shame was spring break. We had to leave PC early cause a friend got into an accident. We ended up partying with the fraternity we were good friends with and my best friend and i went to her house, Well, her roommate is in AB and had people over. So john doe was there. And some how i end up at his house! i was in Pj bottoms and a tank top. I stayed there till late afternoon. I walked back to my friend's house whcih is only a block. And when They opened the door they let me have it! They just knew i was with him it had made like the 8 time this year i have down the walk of shame form his house.

There is something about this Guy!

USFSDTAlum · #28 06-08-2002, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by amycat412

last summer, I was in the land of sodom and gomorrah otherwise known as Dewey Beach, Deleware for the weekend with some of my girls.
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Amycat:

Dewey Beach in the walk of shame thread. I would never have guessed it

BTW: It's the Bottle & Cork.......

RUgreek · #29 06-08-2002, 10:36 PM

hmm, maybe I should have walked a couple of those girls out of my house, oh well, easy come....

The funniest walk of shame that I witnessed was watching this one girl from the Realworld (ruthie I think her name was) walk out of the fraternity house next door aroun 10-11ish in the morning, looking like crap. I still can't remember why I was out on the front porch so early after all night partying, but that's where we were, a bunch of us watching her stumble out and walk to the bus stop. Naturally, none of us could resist the opportunity to taunt and yell for her autograph and other stupid comments. Man, I never saw someone walk so fast staring at the sidewalk....

- RUgreek

PM_Mama00 · #30 07-12-2002, 11:32 AM

Today I get woken up sorta early. My mom tells me that I need to go to work for about an hour and half because the other lady has to take her hypochondriac daughter to the docs. Ok...so this girl really is sick but she's at the docs like every week! BTW... it's been an hour and half and she isn't here yet...GRRR...

Anyways, I'm in the worst mood. After gettin ready and almost falling asleep while gettin ready, I'm drivin down side streets. I see this truck stop in the middle of the road, and a girl get outs. She is dressed in black pants, a black halter crop top, and black sandals, hair a mess. She gets into a car that is parked in the street, clearly not at her residence. It is 9:45am. Walk of Shame? I think so....

Brightened my day a bit.