I am a sorority girl

[nucutiepie]

I knew that my sorority sisters were my best friends the night I drank way too much and my best friend stuck her finger down my throat so I would puke and then my three girls took care of me all night long... and apparently I was swearing at them and fighting their help the whole way!

Oh, the bonds of sisterhood...

[maggieaxid]

we had an elon sorority girl one....

I am an Elon Sorority girl.
Everymorning I get up, walk to my house, or kick my frat boyfriend out so I can get ready for class. I shower, makeup, and dress appropriately for the time of day class it is. If it is an 8am class, that is the only time it is acceptable to wear a greek week t-shirt or formal t-shirt to class, unless it is the week of rush. You only ever wear your letters on Wednesday, when all the greeks wear your letters, and you should only ever wear your letters with bootcut dark jeans, khakis, or black pants. Nothing else is acceptable.
After my 8am class, I go back to the house to wait for my sisters so we can go to lunch. I can not go to lunch with anyone other than my sisters, and we all have to go together, and at least one of us is wearing an "110%" pin or an "I love" pin, so everyone will know who we are.
For lunch, we all eat salads, a diet coke, and lofat frozen yogurt. We take bagels back to the house so noone will see us eating carbs. At lunch, we talk about other sorority girls and how much we don't like them and our frat boyfriends.
If it's nice out, I don't go to my afternoon classes. I will go sun myself by the lake in my bikini, or on the back deck of the house will all my other sister's who have cut class.
Frat boys will come talk to us. We will flirt and giggle.
For dinner, we all go to West End Station. West End is a bar that serves food. We go there at 4:00 and snicker at all the people who aren't greek that are there.
We order artichoke dip and french fries. These are good drinking foods.
We begin drinking at 4:00 and continue drinking until the bar gets to crowded or it never picks up. We call our sober sister's to come pick us up, and take us to a fraternity house. Only when you are at a fraternity house can you hang out and be friends with girls in other sororities. But, you stay away from any girl that might be there who is not greek, they are called "GDI"...not "God Damn Independants"...its "God Damn it, I didn't get in".
At the fraternity house, we play beer pong, and the older sister's with fraternity boyfriends sit on the back porch and make fun of the girls that are there that aren't in a sorority.
we dirty rush the PNM's that are cool and that we like. We diss their friends that aren't cool enough to be in an elon sorority.
We stick to our stereotypes. The easier girls from one sorority are hooking up in front of everyone, the pot heads are out back smoking pot, the dorks...well, they aren't there.
And then I either go home with a fraternity boy, or invite the fraternity boy to come home with me.

[ChiOJenn78]

Originally posted by maggieaxid
After my 8am class, I go back to the house to wait for my sisters so we can go to lunch. I can not go to lunch with anyone other than my sisters, and we all have to go together, and at least one of us is wearing an "110%" pin or an "I love" pin, so everyone will know who we are.
For lunch, we all eat salads, a diet coke, and lofat frozen yogurt. We take bagels back to the house so noone will see us eating carbs.

Ha ha!! This part about the salad, diet coke, and frozen yougurt is so true!! I practically lived on fro-yo( as we called it) my first year!! Lol, too funny...

[pbpck]

I get my pictures back from exchanges and dances, stand with my sisters in a crowded area of school and cry out things like "Oh my god! I don't even remember taking that picture!" and "(name of sister standing with you), how drunk were we in this one?!"

My world crumples when I have lost my black eyeliner.

During serenades, my popularity is at risk, seeing which fraternity will give me the most flowers in chapter in front of my sisters.

I have to work out the day of social events to account for the alcohol calories I will be consuming that night.

I go to get my hair highlighted at the same place as all my sisters do.

Freshman year, when I visit my other pledge sisters in the dorms, I leave white board messages signed "ZLAM, PPL, ITB etc..."

When a sister goes tanning, I ask her who was working that day. Oh, Kristi? I LOOVE HER. She is SOOO CUTE!

When I go tanning, I show everyone(especially guys) the little sticker imprint to show how dark I got.

If I had a bad day, I would sacrifice a day of food expense for a manicure or a new Abercrombie top.

But also...

I have learned to be very diplomatic in the intense politics of greek life.

I have grown more compassionate with every philanthropy.

I love children.

I will drag my hung over nasty self out of bed on a Saturday morning to work a food drive or a humane shelter... and I will have an incredible time with my girls.

[FHwku]

Funny letters. Especially Derby days t-shirt.

[ROWDYsister]

"I will drag my hung over nasty self out of bed on a Saturday morning to work a food drive or a humane shelter... and I will have an incredible time with my girls."

I wish critics of Greek life could witness this (well, we'd be hungover and gross-looking, but that's besides the point.
) I was so incredibly hungover for "Service Saturday" but still dragged myself over there as my roomates laid out. And I've seen my sisters slave over so many worthwhile causes while other people can't imagine us doing anything but hooking up and drinking.
And hello...DANCE MARATHON! 'Nuff said.

[xok85xo]

Originally posted by pbpck
I get my pictures back from exchanges and dances, stand with my sisters in a crowded area of school and cry out things like "Oh my god! I don't even remember taking that picture!" and "(name of sister standing with you), how drunk were we in this one?!"

omg so true!

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by pbpck
I have learned to be very diplomatic in the intense politics of greek life.

Thought it was just my campus! lol

This one is way true. I swear all of us could be a US Senator now with all the skills we garnered - both in house and out... I can diffuse ANY situation between brothers. You may call me Kofi Annan. I am the UN.

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by pbpck


I will drag my hung over nasty self out of bed on a Saturday morning to work a food drive or a humane shelter... and I will have an incredible time with my girls.

VERY, VERY TRUE!!! I am guilty.

[AngelPhiSig]

Originally posted by ROWDYsister
Phi Sniff Sniff

I have never heard us called that!! Huh, you learn something new everyday!!!