You missed so much class that you are begging your professors to give you an incomplete as opposed to an F
You have so much money left on your declining balance that you are buying overpriced cases of Coke and Powerade (this happened my last semster of undergrad; if I did not spend it all, I would not get that money back. So I bought cases of Coke and Powerade that cost like $40.00 EACH in the caf as opposed to costing 1/2 that at Meijer) Also, you are buying breakfast, lunch, and dinner for all of your friends.
You take your finals wearing a pajama top, bottom, or both with a scarf on your head b/c you are going right back to sleep afterwards.
When the caf serves "midnight breakfast"
When you stand in looooooonnnnggg lines at the bookstore and when you FINALLY get up to the front, you only get maybe $5 back for a book you paid $75 for or worse, they tell you, "That professor has not requested that book for the next semester."