Funny Stereotypes -How many greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[stargirl725]

How about KKG? (i can't resist)

How many Kappa Kappa Gamma's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven: One to notify HQ about their plan to change the bulb, one to unscrew it, one to fill out the form documenting the unscrewing of the bulb, another to mail that form to HQ, one to call the house board to request permission to put in a new bulb, one to screw in the new bulb, and one to make a detailed account of the process.

[RubberSoul]

Ours was always "100.....one to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb, and 98 to stand around them in a circle and sing about it!!!"