From "The Book of Horrible questions"

[HopefulProspective]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
People do a lot of thinks for money.....
How far would you go?

#1~~ I don't think so. $100,000 is not worth the trauma that you would inflict on this persons family.

#2~~ HELL YEA! SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS! That is a lot of money to buy a lot of therapy.

3# ~~ That is a tuffy. I have seen movies about women in prison. The latest HBO movie with "Brownie". I just can't go to jail.

4# ~~ Oh, no. Women shank you like a man would. Oh, no. Can't do it.

[HopefulProspective]

Originally posted by novella000


Prolly to compensate for the "sexual violation" factor... you know what i mean?

Women can be sexually violated too. Oh, no. I just can't go to jail.

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by HopefulProspective


3# ~~ That is a tuffy. I have seen movies about women in prison. The latest HBO movie with "Brownie". I just can't go to jail.

The name of that movie was, "Stranger Inside." I liked that movie. Now honestly, I couldn't do #1; I'd probably have a guilty conscience and go straight to hell just for doing that. #2 I can honestly say that I'd do, that money can pay for his therapy and my law school loans, and if he was a dog before this happened, he'd know how to treat me better in the long run after this experience. As far as #3 and #4 go, you'd NEVER in a million years catch me going to jail for anyone or any amount of money; it's not worth it!!!

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by Ideal08
I KNEW it would be funny, cuz Soror SexyMocha posted it! LMAO!

1) Yep, sure would. I'd feel bad about it, and I'd get over it, but I'd do it. Preferably at a funeral where English isn't spoken.

2) Now, I understand that he will have no sex, but what about me?? One year, no cranks? I'm straight. 7.5 mill is a hefty sum of money, and it's quite tempting, but I couldn't do it. The thought of my man in a dirty bed is gross. What if he catch some mess?? Ugh, naw. What if he hangs himself during the year? I'm paranoid like that. Hmm, but 7.5 mill is a hefty sum... I might have to think about this a little longer. What is basic foods?? In The Matrix (yall know that's my movie, lol) that mess looked gross, LOL!

1.) You a too crazy!! Always talking about the Matrix. Anyway, even if the people "don't speak English" YOU STILL KNOW what you did...I know if it was me, I'd feel guilty and go straight downlow...

2.) See...What you do is "crank" with someone else, and pay them to keep their mouth shut about your "cranking sessions" , or not, shoot, I would be like "Honey, I thought you were dead! What was I supposed to do?" ...Heeheehee, that's bad too, though...If he catches a disease, well, have him tested before he returns to the sack...That's $7 mil, y'all!!! Well, I ain't got no man right now, so that's my attitude about it!!

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha
4) For men and women $2,000,000: Same as above, except you must do something to piss off the Aryan Brotherhood (for men) or Hell's Angels' sisters (for women). Would you do it?

No one answered my question, though. Who are the Hell's Angles??

[AKA_Monet]

Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch...

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice


No one answered my question, though. Who are the Hell's Angles??

Notorious motorcycle gang that was involved in violent activities, in particular during the 1960s and 1970s.

I found this link on the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Web site:

http://foia.fbi.gov/hellsang.htm

[pointNclick]

#1) No way... death is a serious issue. I just could not do it. Besides, what if those people at the funeral got mad, followed me, and then tried to kill me or something. In ths day and age folks trip like that!

#2) As a former psych major and degree holder, such an event would be traumatic. Not withstanding the emotional turmoil my "boo" would suffer, would the people holding him captive torture him verbally? Do the sheets have bed lice? Are there vermin and roaches? And deep down inside, he would not be the same man he was when he went it. I could not chance his mental health and the realtionship. The money sounds REALLY REALLY nice, but my honey is priceless.

#3) Heck no. I have visited Riker's far too many times to discuss. I would die after day 4. So the money would not even help me ;-)

#4) Probably not. Those folks are not even worth my time or enegry, regardless of the amount of money.

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by pointNclick

#3) Heck no. I have visited Riker's far too many times to discuss. I would die after day 4. So the money would not even help me ;-)

Hey pointNclick, guess what? My father used to be a CO in Riker's Island! He retired in 1997 or 1998. It's pure hell living with him on a day to day basis b/c he used to bring the work home with him and he still thinks of everyone in my house as the dang inmates! Believe me, I've escaped quite a few times and he doesn't bother to say anything anymore b/c he knows I'm too old to be telling what and what not to do (I'm 24), especially since I have no kids or any other attachments like that!

[pointNclick]

LOL! I bet. And your Dad had to be super tough cuz Riker's is super-hell!

Riker's is no joke and folks come out of there REALLY messed up, moreso before they went in. Even hard-core criminals dont wanna go there. Ya feel me?

Originally posted by lil_sunshine


Hey pointNclick, guess what? My father used to be a CO in Riker's Island! He retired in 1997 or 1998. It's pure hell living with him on a day to day basis b/c he used to bring the work home with him and he still thinks of everyone in my house as the dang inmates! Believe me, I've escaped quite a few times and he doesn't bother to say anything anymore b/c he knows I'm too old to be telling what and what not to do (I'm 24), especially since I have no kids or any other attachments like that!

[lil_sunshine]

I remember in '96 when my father took me, my uncle, and siblings to Dallas, TX to visit my aunt and cousins. The entire time we were there, he was bragging about how he worked at Riker's and would tell people, "You ever heard of Riker's Island? I work there, and it's the biggest detention center in the world." I would sit there like, "Please God save me and the rest of these people from the hot mess that is my father's breath!!!" I could also see some of these people looking at him like, "If he's bragging soooo much about his job, he must make a lot of money. I wonder if he'll spend any of it on me." And you know he did, especially on the neighborhod kids who called him "Uncle Jimmy" just as my cousins did. Don't get me wrong, I had a ball down there and after about 24 hours, I started to sound like them. My father and sisters looked at me like I was nuts and was like, "Don't do that, you don't sound right." I didn't care, I was having fun with my cousins and they liked it when I had the accent, so I kept it for the two weeks I was there.

[HopefulProspective]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine


The name of that movie was, "Stranger Inside."

That is it! I couldn't think of the name of it. I am getting flashbacks of them defiling that sanctuary!
Oh, Jesus lord, lord, lord...I just can't go to jail!

[MsFoxyLoxy77]

1) I could not do that the look on the relatives faces would haunt me for the rest of my life...besides I don't even have to know someone real well to be saddend if they lose someone close to them
2) Yes...I would get them a full health check before they came home and every night they were held captive I would ask the lord to keep their sanity.
3) No..I do not want those spirits around me..prison is serious and not worth the trouble
4) No...I love my life

[SkeeWee14]

To question #2...Can somebody come and get his a$$ now? Please? I'll pay you .

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by SkeeWee14
To question #2...Can somebody come and get his a$$ now? Please? I'll pay you .

Soror, how much we talkin? Gas money included? Does he clean? I won't traumatize him, but he will definitely get put to work!! LOL