Alright, it's gotta be asked...guys...how to tell if she's a stripper

[Beef]

Or Double D Debi
Or Allison Alps
or Brenda Boobies

[Thrillhouse]

or Traci Topps

[Lil_G]

Originally posted by Ex greek
or Traci Topps

Or mandy moore...hey a guy can hope.

[KSig RC]

-She marches into the room wearing a catholic schoolgirl outfit, complete with tortoise-shell glasses, then proceeds to rip it off suddenly

-In her sleep, she yells out "Hands off me, greaseball"

-Her name, or nickname, is any of the following:
Kandi
Patricia Peaks
Aurora
Betty Blaze
Bonnie Biggs (although I know a girl with this name, who's NOT a pornstar shockingly)
Champagne etc

[Lil_G]

Originally posted by Beef
If she requests them to play Poison, Warrant, or AC/DC over the PA at the gym.....

If she has a new car, cell phone, BIG boob job, leather everything, and still lives in a trailer park....

ahhh great idea, i'll slap in a tape of something like that...aww wow bow, tick tick tick tick bow wow...and watch her work her magic. Of course i'll just happen to be spotting my buddy at the machine next to her.

[Lil_G]

Originally posted by KSig RC


-In her sleep, she yells out "Hands off me, greaseball"


Champagne etc

wow, that's very intimate, how did you know this...greaseball?

[Kevlar281]

Call me crazy but you could always just go talk to her.

[KillarneyRose]

Have any of you ever seen that HBO show that profiles a different stripper at a Philly strip club every week? I can't think of the name of it. The strippers are all gorgeous. I've never been to a strip club; is that usually the case? Or are most of them just average face-wise with good bodies?

[Miami1839]

Tracy,

I havent seen that show. It sounds interesting. I know HBO has some pretty provocative stuff at night. I havent been to that many gentlemens clubs but I would say that it just depends on the style and location of the place. I havent been to one in PR but I have been to 2 in DC and 2 in MD. One in DC was a real dive and girls there looked less than average and the ones at other one looked a little more upscale. I would say that generally their bodies tend to be better than their face but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Plus every girl is unique and different in her own special way. I saw one once in MD that looked like she had an enlargement done but then I guess you wouldnt really KNOW unless you asked.

Kevin

[Lil_G]

Originally posted by Miami1839
Tracy,

I havent seen that show. It sounds interesting. I know HBO has some pretty provocative stuff at night. I havent been to that many gentlemens clubs but I would say that it just depends on the style and location of the place. I havent been to one in PR but I have been to 2 in DC and 2 in MD. One in DC was a real dive and girls there looked less than average and the ones at other one looked a little more upscale. I would say that generally their bodies tend to be better than their face but then beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Plus every girl is unique and different in her own special way. I saw one once in MD that looked like she had an enlargement done but then I guess you wouldnt really KNOW unless you asked.

Kevin

that's not what traci topps told me the other day. She gave an analogy of the guy who's obsessed with Demi Moore on Strip Tease....heheheheh j/k.

Just got back from the gym and she was there again, still wearing the same outfit as usual. Geuss whatever comes natural...