*call my daddy because you are upset with me
*engage in private acts with various members of the football team while I am in the bunk below you
*run around saying "I'm fat, aren't I fat? I'm so fat. you think I'm fat don't you?" (side note if a person asks me this all the time KNOWING they are not fat, they will get the answer they are fishing for i.e. "you are big as a d*!$ whale")
*try to hook me up with some athlete who has expressed his interest in my "thick thighs" by way of his friend who is in your bed.
*store your stinking food all over the room
*leave a trail of clothes from the door, to the closet, to the bathroom, to your bed
*ask to hang out with me and my friends knowing that you don't like them
*wake me up at 7 am asking me to go to breakfast with you KNOWING I don't have class until noon.
*ask me to borrow my car to drive somewhere 3 hours away.