The "____ guy"

[shultzz]

I think most of your are pretty tame.

We have some of the nicknames that people on my campus have:

Head Monster.. self expanatory
Head MonsterII..
Nicole the Hole..
Slam Pig..
Double Trouble... a girl that got tag teamed
Amtrak... a girl that was trained
Natalie... she looked like Mindy Cohen from Facts of Life.
Cheeseburger... a big girl
Hindenburg... a very big girl
Madonna.. this girl taht used to dress like Madonna..
graveyard chick.. a girl that someone had sex with in a graveyard.
Panface.. a girl who looked like she was hit in the face with a frying pan..
Chip.. a guy that was a Chippendale dancer
D-Most aka tripod.. a football player that was hung like a donkey.
Booger.. looked like booger on Revenge of the nerds
Gargomyle.. a prof that looked like Gargomyle on the Smurfs.

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by Cream
"I was drunk. I went to bed with Bo Derek and I woke up next to Bo Diddley

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!


OMG thats great. TOOOOOO Funny. heheheheh.


I am dying here in the computer lab. Thanks for making my day.

[SilverTurtle]

Geez, 1/2 of the people at my campus I only knew by their "nicknames" that my friends & I had for them.

There are 2 that really stick out:

1)Ass Girl... Apparently, my friends were walking to the Student Center. A few feet in front of them was a couple, one of them a girl in a skirt. This little gust of wind blew her skit up, and she wasn't wearing any underwear. So they just always would call her ass girl. Like, "I saw ass girl at that party friday night".

2)Preacher Paul... I don't know his real name. But the beginning of every year this younger man (25-35 years old probably) would appear on campus. (Remember, this is a small, private Lutheran school). He would have a big sign in one hand & his Bible in the other. He would stand right in the middle of campus & scream at people that they were going to hell. Particulary if you were smoking. Or, if you were a girl and it appeared you were even friends with a guy. I don't know what he did with the rest of his life


Oh, and to this day we totally add people's description to their name. For instance, my friend (& lil' sister) 's boyfriend is named Tom. Well, we work with this guy who's got a friend we sometimes hang out with who is also named Tom. So we (my lil & I) always refer to the friend as Bald Tom since he shaves his head. Like "I was at Harry's last night with Brent & Bald Tom". Like it's totally just his name. We do this with EVERYONE. That's funny that other people do it to

[maggieaxid]

This thread so made me laugh!!!!
Besides porch girls, and dancers, ect, we had:

"West End Girls"- Seniors that were at our local bar, West End Station EVERYNIGHT! and had their own stools or mega touch machines and all the bartenders knew their names.

"Finger Girl"-- See post about rush stories.

"Naked Girl"- (Sorry La!...its her little). i won't tell the story for that sake.

"That guy!"-- the guy that was always sooooo drunk all the time! Usually followed by "Hey stop being "that guy"!" or "don't be 'that guy'" tonight!

"IV"-- People who were in intervarsity that opposed Greek Life and made there opinions very well known.

"IWISHIWASINA"-- Both guys and girls who weren't in an organization but hung out with them constantly.

-MaggieVoss'sMaggie (That was my name)

[ShaedyKD]

Cookie Sniffer- A certain XYZ that we caught picking up cookies in the cafeteria, and then she would sniff them and put them back on the tray!
Trashley- This girl who's name is Ashley, and she doesn't present herself in the nicest way.
Scary Larry- An extremely scary guy who tries to pick up every freshman girl.
Greenery Rats- People who can be found at the local pub, the Greenery almost every night of the week.
Gosh, we're so bad-calling other people names! But it's so fun though!

[alphachiohmy]

Originally posted by maggieaxid


"IV"-- People who were in intervarsity that opposed Greek Life and made there opinions very well known.

Thats too bad. We have a great Greek IV - an all-greek intervarsity, and its not something that every greek has to be apart of, but its awesome when you find other greeks that are open to faith.

[amycat412]

'SEA HAGS" those well over 40 yr old women still trying to party at Dewey/Cabo/any beach populated by 20 and 30 somethings like they are still in college, and clearly showing wear and tear beyond their years...

My friends and I are all, OK so we can party like this for 8-10 more years then we must retire lest we become SEA HAGS

[MoxieGrrl]

Originally posted by SAE1955
Tatsuro: Thats his name, he's this little asian dude that dresses up like Michael Jackson and dances around on campus promoting basketball games...he also does private parties

ROFLMAO!!!! Every campus needs one of these guys! That is so awesome!

Oh yeah...I have another one:

Dirty: There is a girl. They call her Dirty. Why? She slept with A LOT of people in one year. She finds out they call her Dirty. And laughs about it. Introduces herself as Dirty. Like she's proud. Ick. I would transfer if that were me.

[ladyj39]

What a great topic!

At SFSU, there are plenty of interesting people such as:

Get Some Shoes That Fit! Girls who wear open-toed shoes, but their toes hang over the edge of their shoe. Nasty!

Omega This is like Lifesaver's Dancing Guy. We call him "Omega" because his headphones look like an omega. He sings to himself and sits in on random classes. I doubt he's even enrolled at school!

Dirty Old Man This guy thinks he's God's gift to women. He has a different young foreign girl who barely speaks English on his arm every month that is completely subserviant to him. It's disgusting.

Old McDonald This guy walks around campus with the same old McDonald's soft drink cup. he looks for half-filled drink containers in the garbage, fills up his cup, and drinks it! It's totally gross!

[amycat412]

Originally posted by MoxieGrrl



Dirty: There is a girl. They call her Dirty. Why? She slept with A LOT of people in one year. She finds out they call her Dirty. And laughs about it. Introduces herself as Dirty. Like she's proud. Ick. I would transfer if that were me.

There was a girl, we'll call her Dirty too. She was an XYZ pledge. She slept with every single Beta pledge and was working her way through the actives before her Standards chair caught on and kicked her out.

She did transfer. She came from a family with an ungodly amt of money. Transferred to a school where half the buildings bore her last name.

Rushed again and pledged my best friend's house. I about died laughing when she asked me if I knew her...

She must have changed her ways, cause while they called her slutty there, it was for more "normal" slutty bhavior, not the above and byond the call of slutty she exhibited at my school.

[prospectiverushee]

Originally posted by SilverTurtle



2)Preacher Paul... I don't know his real name. But the beginning of every year this younger man (25-35 years old probably) would appear on campus. (Remember, this is a small, private Lutheran school). He would have a big sign in one hand & his Bible in the other. He would stand right in the middle of campus & scream at people that they were going to hell. Particulary if you were smoking. Or, if you were a girl and it appeared you were even friends with a guy. I don't know what he did with the rest of his life

I think every campus has a Preacher Paul. Execpt at LSU,Preacher Paul would bring along his wife and children and the whole family would scream at you as you're trying to get to the Union


Also at LSU there was Horse Girl. There was this girl that was on the dance team and when she smiled, she looked like a horse. And at the basketball games,she would always be cheering in front of my section.(and since I like to sit as close to the floor at basketball games, I'd always had a up close and personal view of her teeth.

There are also the Front Row Fantics. These are a group of about 5 or 6 guys who sit in the front row at every basketball game and crack on the oppossing players. If you got to the student activitiies page of the LSU homepage, you'll see a few of the fantics.

[SigkapAlumWSU]

My sisters live next to XYZ and they noticed this guys and this girl one day:
Suburban Dad- The feel good, looks like he's 23-30 years old, dressed in khaki's and BBQing on the grill
Suburban Mom- Cute little timeless dress, also 23-30ish.. act's very "wifey"
So, anyway, suburban dad and suburban mom are BBQing outside XYZ and this car goes by, the people in the car wave, and the Suburbans put their arms around each other, and they the "smile wave" right out of 50's sitcoms...

One day one of my sisters is on campus, and she says she see's what looked like Suburban Dad's Disgruntled Son.. and then they see him later at the XYZ house talking with the "Suburban's!" Then he goes off and smokes quietly around the corner.. looking very disgruntled.

[33girl]

One word: Quigley.

He was a computer major, kind of dirty beatnik-looking, NEVER bathed, and when "Dancing With Myself" came on, he always did. His bizarreness cannot be conveyed in words.

I know with complete certainty that I could say to any person at Clarion when I was "Quigley" and they would know EXACTLY who I'm talking about.

[ladybug1116]

Originally posted by prospectiverushee

Also at LSU there was Horse Girl. There was this girl that was on the dance team and when she smiled, she looked like a horse. And at the basketball games,she would always be cheering in front of my section.(and since I like to sit as close to the floor at basketball games, I'd always had a up close and personal view of her teeth.

We had a cheerleader at FSU that was like this. We always saw her at the football games. We called her "Teeth" She had the largest, whitest teeth ever! She was also incredibly "built" It was very masculine looking.

"The Jesus guy" (and friends) There is a guy who would come to the union dressed like Jesus and preach at everyone every Wednesday. (When he wasn't there it was other men who would show up and yell at students) My freshman year there was a psycho lady who would preach and then run after people who were walking with members of the opposite sex and yell at them "Fornicators! You're gonna go to hell"

"Superman" A guy who would dress up as a Superhero (usually Superman) and run through campus or in the surrounding area. He wasn't a student but just a community member promoting the benefits of running He died this past spring

"King Love" Another guy who would walk the streets of Tallahassee (all over the city) dressed up as a King. He always had a poster with a message and everyone honked at him He also died a couple of years ago and upon his passing he was featured in the FSView (student newspaper)

"The Garnet and Gold Guys" Two guys who paint themselves ganet and gold and add glitter to their entire bodies (hair included). They each wear nothing but a loincloth and come to every football game and roam the stadium. I think they graduated a couple of years ago but they keep coming back. The university even made a T-shirt featuring them when all that "Got Milk" stuff was popular. It said "Got Spirit"

and finally....

"The Naked Indian People" About 5 or 6 men and women from the Seminole Tribe of Florida will come to the football games in their traditional wear. They are dressed very authentically...let's just we got an eyeful of what was under the loincloths one day But they are really cool. They make leather and beaded bracelets and give them to fans (and all of the Marching Chiefs) for free

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by lifesaver



HAHAHAHAHAH!!!


OMG thats great. TOOOOOO Funny. heheheheh.


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