I've decided to bring back an urban legend...
I had my kidney removed last summer, and I like to wear shirts that show my stomach, so the 6 inch scar across my midsection is pretty obvious. It's so much fun when people ask me about my scar to tell them "you know, this is really weird. I was at some party, and I don't remember what happened, but I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a post-it stuck to me saying I was missing a kidney and to call 911"
If they're drunk enough, they believe it. It's outstanding.
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