Any truth to the 3 drink, limp D*$K theory?

[AOIIAngel]

LaLa, yeah, I agree with you-after that wild and crazy night spent at a club I just want to get home, shower off the horrible smoke smell, and the inevitable liquor that someone(probaly my best friend) spilled all over me, and brush my ratty hair and my funky teeth. So yeah, I know what you are talking about!! And I hope I NEVER have to use drinking as an excuse to do something stupid. Like act like I didn't know what was happening. Please, if you are mature enough to HAVE sex, at least be mature enough to own up to it!!!!(I have a friend like that-the one most likely to spill her drink on my)

[GmuTeke]

Actually....

The 3 drink theory has some basis in fact. If massive amounts of alcohol are present in the male body, there can be some difficulty in obtanining an erection. It has something to do with the effect that alcohol has on the blood (which pumps through the veins to make it rise).

Shakespeare said it best in Macbeth That which provokes the desire, impairs the performance

[Optimist Prime]

Okay....what GMUTke said is basically right, but I feel the need to elaborate. Stupid Italics. Anyway, yeah, the blood thing. We can still get it up after a few, but it just takes concentration. Like, I'd be bumping and grinding with a girl, and I'd be about half lit. I'd have a pocket monster. But if someone was like, Hey billy. and started talking to me, it would retract like a telescope. Hope that cleared things up.

[SSS1365]

There's only been one time I was so drunk I couldn't remember things, but there is no way I could have had sex, much less do anything else, in the state I was in. And I still remember almost everything from that night, the only thing I don't know is how I got from the bathroom to my bed. So my point is, it's highly unlikely that a girl who was conscious enough to have *active* (I mean not just lying there) sex with a guy actually couldn't remember any of it. I think she was just using that as an excuse.

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by SSS1365
So my point is, it's highly unlikely that a girl who was conscious enough to have *active* (I mean not just lying there) sex with a guy actually couldn't remember any of it. I think she was just using that as an excuse.

I disagree. It is entirely possible for a woman to get really, stinking drunk, have "active" sex and not remember anything at all.

[Tom Earp]

Use to it took about 10 good drinks before Buford would say you have got to be kidding

But alas, Buford has been at ease for a while!

He may want to work but dont have a chance I heard poi is a stimulant All Natural!

A funny giggle for my favorite

Some Days You are The Dog, and Some Days You Are The Fire Plug!

[aephi alum]

"Wow, this is taking a long time...isn't this taking longer than usual?...I'm starting to get sore...is he almost DONE?...shoot, I havef irst period Chem tomorrow, did I finish that last problem?...OUCH!...hey look, there's a crack on the ceiling shaped like the Big Dipper...well, finally!...ready to take me home?"

ROTFLMAO!!! I know whereof you speak

It seems to me, that when a guy drinks, it might take a little longer for him to "rise to the occasion" but he does eventually. But once he's there, it takes FOREVER for him to, um, finish

[SSS1365]

Originally posted by valkyrie


I disagree. It is entirely possible for a woman to get really, stinking drunk, have "active" sex and not remember anything at all.

That may be true, but until it happens to me or someone I know, it's a little hard for me to believe. I just can't see how I was passing in and out of consciousness (and obviously I wasn't DOING anything when I was unconscious) and I can still remember everything from my conscious moments, yet other people can be totally awake, do who knows what, and not remember a damn thing!