One Crime - Page 2

moe.ron · #16 10-24-2001, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zntke711
I think doing a police chase would be pretty fun.

I would like to do it OJ Simpson style.

#17 10-24-2001, 02:01 PM

OK, cuz i just thought that we had a role in the execution of the Nazi's at the Hague after WWII

curiouss · #18 10-24-2001, 03:43 PM

I would drive around campus with a paintball gun and do "drive by's", the dumb dorks will think it was for real. And, the inspired photojournalist I am, I would videotape and take pictures of the whole thing!

OR

I would mail Gold Medal flour to all of my enemies. They will freak out and think it is anthrax!

kimmykimmy · #19 10-24-2001, 04:09 PM

It would definitely to rob a bank. Or the federal reserve or one of those armored cars. So I would have an obscene amount of money that with interest accruing, I couldn't spend it fast enough.

Definitely rob a bank and come away with no less than oh I'd say, $5-10 million!

It's nice to dream.

ZTAngel · #20 10-24-2001, 09:21 PM

I would somehow break into a bunch of people's Swiss Bank accounts. Take the money and buy myself an island!

justamom · #21 10-25-2001, 06:58 AM

Hmmmm, I think I would try to empty the coffers of the terrorist groups (maybe hit their honey business) and launder it into several accounts. Of course there would be millions before they caught on. Then, I'd hire a mercenary to "take them out". They would offer MORE money not to kill them in which case, the hitman would agree. We would split the money and I'd hire another mercenary and on and on. When they were broke, I'd turn them over to the oppressed women of the world and tell them to "Bobbitize" them.

aggieAXO · #22 10-25-2001, 08:09 AM

I like your style Justamom! Can I be the hitman(woman?)

IowaHawkeye · #23 10-25-2001, 09:38 AM

Ohhh, Justamom, youre crazy!!!! I like your style

shadokat · #24 10-25-2001, 01:14 PM

I want in on justamom's plan! OR, I'd marry Bill Gates then knock him off and make sure he changed his will to give me all the cash. Now THAT would be key

SigmaChiCard · #25 10-25-2001, 01:28 PM

haha, this would look reallly funny, but I'd steal the crown jewels from england, and since I couldn't get caught for it, I'd just wear it all around all the time, even in casual settings

or better yet

I would commit a crime against the laws of time/space/nature. I'd go back in time and then be able to get in on every single money making opportunity, bet every sporting event, invest 100% of it in stocks I knew that were going to skyrocket that day, use my understanding of computer, and the c program I have for word, and show/sell it the day that c programming was invented to work on computers for co-ownership in the company, and various money-making schemes like that. all of which are essentially legal, it's just a crime against nature to go back in time. Also, in my money making schemes, I would try to make money in such a way that prevented Osama to have ever become a millionaire

shadokat · #26 10-25-2001, 01:31 PM

The question SigmaChiCard is WHERE are you wearing them!!!

SigmaChiCard · #27 10-25-2001, 01:39 PM

where would any guy keep his (royal) family jewels?

shadokat · #28 10-25-2001, 01:41 PM

I'd pay to see that!!

SigmaChiCard · #29 10-25-2001, 01:44 PM

hmmm, that might be a whole new crime altogether then, and we only get one.

shadokat · #30 10-25-2001, 01:45 PM

Well, you wear the jewels, and I'll sell tickets. Kinda like you're my hooker and I'm the pimp