Man's penis removed from pipe

[deepimpact2]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

That pipe didn't wanna be laid...thats the problem

lmao

[FSUZeta]

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning

i would think that no explanation would be needed..........

[ThetaPrincess24]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

i've heard of laying your pipe, but this is ridiculous

I almost spit out my smoothie on that one! haha

[ThetaPrincess24]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

And after working in the ER for years, I can tell you that the excuse is "Well, my GF just got back from a long trip and wanted to experiment..."

Yes....excuses people come up with for that kind of stuff is always a hoot...ridiculous, but a hoot!

[tld221]

Originally Posted by FSUZeta

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning

i would think that no explanation would be needed..........

there's no awesome explanation/story you could make up to explain this. but i wouldve loved to see him try.

Actually it would be funnier for him to just tell the truth.

I have so many questions though:

Was this experimental, or had he done this before and this time just worked against his favor?
Where was the lube?
Why a pipe? I don't know what kinda cutty he's getting (clearly not any) but i hope a pipe isnt comparable.

I really want to find away to incorporate the use of "girth" but my head hurts and im not on my clever A-game today.

[ThetaPrincess24]

My friend Steve said this about the article:

Peter Piper pinned his pecker in a peter pipe.

[deepimpact2]

Originally Posted by tld221

there's no awesome explanation/story you could make up to explain this. but i wouldve loved to see him try.

Actually it would be funnier for him to just tell the truth.

I have so many questions though:

Was this experimental, or had he done this before and this time just worked against his favor?
Where was the lube?
Why a pipe? I don't know what kinda cutty he's getting (clearly not any) but i hope a pipe isnt comparable.

I really want to find away to incorporate the use of "girth" but my head hurts and im not on my clever A-game today.

lmao at the part in bold.

[FHwku]

Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24

My friend Steve said this about the article:

Peter Piper pinned his pecker in a peter pipe.

your friend Steve deserves a medal. a beer. a Sundae. something. 'cause that is filarious.