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07-05-2007, 08:01 PM
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I practice my Kegel exercises...  |
LOL... real talk
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07-05-2007, 08:49 PM
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I practice my Kegel exercises... |
Okey-dokey. Now, is that only when you've FALLEN in love or when you DESIRE love? 
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07-05-2007, 09:07 PM
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Okey-dokey. Now, is that only when you've FALLEN in love or when you DESIRE love? |
Both... In the back on my mind, I am formulating a plan that my lover (husband) would have every reason to be with me. I want to be his Earth, Moon, Sun, Stars and Universe. When I love him, I am going to make sure is fulfilled with the exception of God.
Reality: God would not put me with someone who does not love me in return. God would not waste my efforts, time or energy.
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07-05-2007, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet
Both... In the back on my mind, I am formulating a plan that my lover (husband) would have every reason to be with me. I want to be his Earth, Moon, Sun, Stars and Universe. When I love him, I am going to make sure is fulfilled with the exception of God.
Reality: God would not put me with someone who does not love me in return. God would not waste my efforts, time or energy. |
I'm with you on that one. I've sacrificed any carnal desires to the point of NO EXPERIENCE for the sake of meeting The One when he finally comes, so I too, have been practicing Kegal exercises, ... albeit with no frame of reference to rely on. Hm, ... maybe God feels I'm still not quite ready, as He has yet sent him on. ~sigh~ I guess I'll just have to keep practicing. 
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07-05-2007, 09:22 PM
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I'm with you on that one. I've sacrificed any carnal desires to the point of NO EXPERIENCE for the sake of meeting The One when he finally comes, so I too, have been practicing Kegal exercises, ... albeit with no frame of reference to rely on. Hm, ... maybe God feels I'm still not quite ready, as He has yet sent him on. ~sigh~ I guess I'll just have to keep practicing. |
Hunny, that's why you can buy battree operations 
No, seriously, a man just does not pop into your life and bam, it is magical! But, there is no reason why he leaves you due to "performances"... Essentially, practice makes perfect. But if you choose to go that route, protect yourself at all times. Use every device...
Astroglide has more than one use and flavor for that matter...
And chocolate can be painted on...
And Ready Whip... Well, let's leave that to our imaginations.
Men are generally visual learners when it comes to affairs of the heart...
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07-05-2007, 10:02 PM
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Hunny, that's why you can buy battree operations
No, seriously, a man just does not pop into your life and bam, it is magical! But, there is no reason why he leaves you due to "performances"... Essentially, practice makes perfect. But if you choose to go that route, protect yourself at all times. Use every device...
Astroglide has more than one use and flavor for that matter...
And chocolate can be painted on...
And Ready Whip... Well, let's leave that to our imaginations.
Men are generally visual learners when it comes to affairs of the heart... |
You are definitely in rare form this ebenin'.
Battree operations.... ROFLMAO!!!
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07-06-2007, 12:00 PM
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Wow...
At the end of this thread I feel we need to have out pamphlets on how to be safe, lol. As well as complimentary products, lol
No shame in the game though, I too practice Kegel. It's a part of my 'workout' routine while sitting in my office at work.
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07-06-2007, 09:43 PM
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I practice my Kegel exercises... |
Funny!
Ditto to what everybody else said. Also, I always want to buy him clothes that I know he'd look good in.
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07-06-2007, 09:45 PM
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Hunny, that's why you can buy battree operations |
Dat's funny!
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07-06-2007, 10:11 PM
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Also, I always want to buy him clothes that I know he'd look good in.
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I prefer him in the buff... He either wears "clothing that I approved" or "he doesn't wear any..."
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07-06-2007, 10:20 PM
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I prefer him in the buff... He either wears "clothing that I approved" or "he doesn't wear any..." |
Out of line! You're on a roll tonight.
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07-07-2007, 10:27 AM
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Hhhhmmm...perhaps I am the only one who starts formulating my plan for escape.
I am a committment phobe and not "the marrying type" so if I am walking around all starry eyed over HIM then I am usually cool...nothing in my world really changes. If he's on the same page, I am scared sh**less, then normally begin to try and sabotage the relationship every chance I get.
Interestingly enough, I am a serial monogamist and am usually in relationships no less than 3 years at a time...I have no idea why thy stick around.
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07-07-2007, 07:05 PM
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Hhhhmmm...perhaps I am the only one who starts formulating my plan for escape.
I am a committment phobe and not "the marrying type" ...
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Ah, to be a committment phobe. It's the life I dream to have. Years and years of flaming independence, ... free from all heartache and pain, ... no need to find happiness in another, ... total elimination of heartbreak, conflict, and divorce, ... ah, yes, ... the committment phobe. It is the only way to complete and utter happiness. One day, I will obtain this level of enlightenment.
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07-07-2007, 09:47 PM
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You know I haven't falling in love in years but I am of course in love with my husband.
You know how I know I love him? No matter what it is, where we are, or how happy or mad I am at him, I am always glad to see him walk in the room.  Its been like that since freshman year at good old SU in 95. I remember him coming back from a band trip like a month after we were dating and I just was glad to see him walk in the room. |
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Ah, to be a committment phobe. It's the life I dream to have. Years and years of flaming independence, ... free from all heartache and pain, ... no need to find happiness in another, ... total elimination of heartbreak, conflict, and divorce, ... ah, yes, ... the committment phobe. It is the only way to complete and utter happiness. One day, I will obtain this level of enlightenment. |
If I had an alterego she would be such the committment phobe, however I am stuck with the ego that seeks committment
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07-08-2007, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by AKA_Monet
Hunny, that's why you can buy battree operations
No, seriously, a man just does not pop into your life and bam, it is magical! But, there is no reason why he leaves you due to "performances"... Essentially, practice makes perfect. But if you choose to go that route, protect yourself at all times. Use every device...
Astroglide has more than one use and flavor for that matter...
And chocolate can be painted on...
And Ready Whip... Well, let's leave that to our imaginations.
Men are generally visual learners when it comes to affairs of the heart... |
LMAO @ 'battrees'... AKAMonet where are you from??? I'm gonna go out on a limp and guess SE Louisiana???
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