Need rec's for my daughter PLZ HELP (a parody thread)

[TopTierMama]

Thanks to all ya'll lovely ladies who offered to help us out!!! Can't wait till I have that Alpha Alpha Awesome Mom shirt to wear every single day! LOL!

[carnation]

And the mom pin!

[adpimiz]

Originally Posted by TopTierMama

Well, she will once we die her hair blonde. I heard from my cousin's neighbor's pastor's wife that AAAwesome has a strict quota for brunetts and we are not taking any chance's! Weshul is super super smart and makes mostly A's in high school and she is also really involved, she went to like 3 student council meetings this year. I know I am just a proud Mama but I can honestly say I can't picture a better candedate for a sorority!!!
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HA. This part was too funny.

[WCsweet<3]

Originally Posted by TopTierMama

Thanks to all ya'll lovely ladies who offered to help us out!!! Can't wait till I have that Alpha Alpha Awesome Mom shirt to wear every single day! LOL!

You know that if your daughter joins, you could always be initiated too!

[tinydancer]

Originally Posted by TopTierMama

Thanks to all ya'll lovely ladies who offered to help us out!!! Can't wait till I have that Alpha Alpha Awesome Mom shirt to wear every single day! LOL!

Well, bless your heart!

[IrishLake]

IIM, are you affiliated with a sorority? If not, you should seriously latch on to your daughter and shoot for AI!!!!!

[BraveMaroon]

If you have not already started shopping for Special's Rush Trousseau, it may already be too late.

That said, I know where you can get a deal on some sequin pantyhose.

Also, if she doesn't get invited back to the top three this year, have her drop out in dramatic fashion, bad mouth all the places she got back on her invitations, and she can try again next year -because we all know it was a computer glitch. Obvi!

[WCsweet<3]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

If you have not already started shopping for Special's Rush Trousseau, it may already be too late.

That said, I know where you can get a deal on some sequin pantyhose.

Also, if she doesn't get invited back to the top three this year, have her drop out in dramatic fashion, bad mouth all the places she got back on her invitations, and she can try again next year -because we all know it was a computer glitch. Obvi!

You know her name? I thought it just rhymed with weshul, but I hadn't figured out the name! Way to out her.

[greekdee]

I'm a 4-star, or 4-A woman myself -- a proud Alpha Alpha Awesome Alum! I'm from another chapter than the one at your daughter's intended school, but we're awesome everywhere because our national reputation is awesome.

MY chapter never, not once, circled fat! Seriously? We just had pledges strip naked and line up before brothers from the TOP TIER fraternity, who rated them 1 to 10. Of course, nobody ever got less than a 10. I am not sure what we would have done if they had. Our by-laws stated that we couldn't accept anyone less than an 8.8...and those gals could only work in the kitchen during recruitment. Oh, I'm rambling...it simply never came up in our chapter because we were awesome.

PM me with your daughter's info and the results of her most recent photo shoot. (I assume she DOES have a port-folio of her awesomeness self? If not, get on that -- it matters more than recs!!!!)

(In all seriousness, I have been contacted by the mothers of PNMs seeking recs -- all have been kind, gracious, deeply appreciative and just wanting their girls to have a positive experience. I am just playing along because I know these over-the-tops really are out there! I have a neighbor who was pretty close to being one. )

[Old_Row]

OMG I know what school this is and she has no chance at Alpha Alpha Awesome unless you got her that secret Alpha Alpha Awesome tattoo as she came out of the birth canal. She also had to be a Junior League provisional with an iPad Mini before she could walk. Maybe it isn't too late to gather letters for MuMuMeh.

[AOII Angel]

Originally Posted by Old_Row

OMG I know what school this is and she has no chance at Alpha Alpha Awesome unless you got her that secret Alpha Alpha Awesome tattoo as she came out of the birth canal. She also had to be a Junior League provisional with an iPad Mini before she could walk. Maybe it isn't too late to gather letters for MuMuMeh.

You are so mistaken...JLs don't do iPad minis.

[Old_Row]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

You are so mistaken...JLs don't do iPad minis.

They do in the competitive ones!

[ree-Xi]

I have one question and one question only. Does she have that "thing" that makes her special?

[AOII Angel]

Originally Posted by Old_Row

They do in the competitive ones!

You crack me up!

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by carnation

You're trolling for recs kind of late if you want those groups to even consider you for recruitment in Fall 2013. The creme de la creme had theirs handed in 2 years ago.

Fixed your post for you.