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Originally Posted by PhiGam
Screw nets, hit them at other houses. Golf is the sport of kings.
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I suggest using other houses as practice, similar to a driving range.
Of course, if you use your pledges as the wickets in bocce ball ala Van Wilder, I suggest that.
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Overall, though, it's the bigness of the car that counts the most. Because when something bad happens in a really big car – accidentally speeding through the middle of a gang of unruly young people who have been taunting you in a drive-in restaurant, for instance – it happens very far away – way out at the end of your fenders. It's like a civil war in Africa; you know, it doesn't really concern you too much. - P.J. O'Rourke
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