Top Newbie Questions

[Tom Earp]

ONLY and ONLY Can Unkie E say this about Me!

And Yes, there are some mean people on GC. They know whom they are.

But, there are also Ass Wipes who want to stir Stuff up and ask Inane Questions and stir a Big Cauldron=Pot of Crap!

Get it? Got It!

[valkyrie]

What is a dollink?

[OtterXO]

Originally posted by valkyrie
What is a dollink?

I thought of that too...I don't even think it's a word.

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by ariesrising
My personal fave is any question involving the country of Greece.

LOL!!! I am always amazed at how many of those we actually get. I mean, it's right there on the homepage.... "The fraternity and sorority greek chat network." Duh!

[Xylochick216]

"So I rushed for all 4 formal recruitments and tried to COB every year and still didn't get a bid. Now I'm going to AI. Who is easiest to AI into?"

Those threads are fabulous to settle down with a bowl of popcorn while reading

[Erik P Conard]

'dollink' is how us rustics, say from Kansas, perceive the
Eastern princesses pronounce the word 'darling.'
And, like Tommy and me, we are 'dollinks'
Yes, indeedy, we are just that.
Dollinks

[sigmadiva]

Some of my favs were taken, but I thought of two:

"I have been through the NM education period, but I just can't remember what AOT means?!? Can someone pm me and tell me, or just send me an e-mail to: obviouslyimnotamember@pleasebuymylameexcuse.edu"

And,

"I was a XYZ at Small Tech and transfered to Big State right after I was initiated. XYZ is not at Big State. Can I rush another NPC?"

I'm not NPC and I know the answer to this one!!

[AchtungBaby80]

Originally posted by sigmadiva
"I have been through the NM education period, but I just can't remember what AOT means?!? Can someone pm me and tell me, or just send me an e-mail to: obviouslyimnotamember@pleasebuymylameexcuse.edu"

To be fair, I was one of those people...when I was initiated certain info just did not stick, and the older initiated members I asked couldn't answer my question either! We had to go get the ritual book and find it. Turns out it was in there, but I guess when you're being initiated it's a lot to take in so you miss some stuff.

I do agree that most of these are not legit, though.

[kddani]

Originally posted by sigmadiva
Some of my favs were taken, but I thought of two:

"I have been through the NM education period, but I just can't remember what AOT means?!? Can someone pm me and tell me, or just send me an e-mail to: obviouslyimnotamember@pleasebuymylameexcuse.edu"

Lol. Did you happen to see the lovely posts asking about what AOT meant yesterday and today in the KD forum? Gotta love those. Click click goes the delete button!

[sigmadiva]

Originally posted by kddani
Lol. Did you happen to see the lovely posts asking about what AOT meant yesterday and today in the KD forum? Gotta love those. Click click goes the delete button!

No, I missed those, but a while ago it seemed someone was asking that question every week.

To AB80, I know that it is easy to miss hearing stuff, but you did what you were suppose to do - you asked someone you trusted in your chapter, face to face. Then both of you went to look it up in your ritual book together. You did not post your question on a message board because you "forgot". That is what your sorority books are for - to look stuff up if you don't remember. But of course, you actually have to have a ritual book to look info up.

[PhoenixAzul]

Originally posted by AchtungBaby80
To be fair, I was one of those people...when I was initiated certain info just did not stick, and the older initiated members I asked couldn't answer my question either! We had to go get the ritual book and find it. Turns out it was in there, but I guess when you're being initiated it's a lot to take in so you miss some stuff.

I do agree that most of these are not legit, though.

a sister and I made study post-its for her car...we studied our info the round trip from columbus-pittsburgh and back. I still remember our re-founders by dashboard position.

[a.e.B.O.T.]

"... is true about the sheep?"


"do you guys, like... ah... get drunk alot?"


"... *giggle* *giggle* do you guys like haze and stuff?"

[Sister Havana]

I heard XYZ circles the fat on their pledges in front of fraternity guys. Is that true?

Hi. I want to form a sorority at my school even though my school does not recognize Greek organizations. Therefore we will just call ourselves a sisterhood. I think ABZ is super cool...therefore we want to call ourselves ABZD and use all their symbols!

In the XYZ forum:

"Hi girls! I'm a HS senior and I'll be rushing at So-and-so University this fall! I'm new to the boards, but I really like what XYZ stands for and I hope to be an XYZ this fall. I was just wondering if there are any XYZs that would be willing to write me a rec especially because no one's Greek in my family and I don't have any Greek friends. Any help would be much appreciated. ThAnKs!"

Two minutes later...in the ABC forum:

"Hi girls! I'm a HS senior and I'll be rushing at So-and-so University this fall! I'm new to the boards, but I really like what ABC stands for and I hope to be an ABC this fall. I was just wondering if there are any ABCs that would be willing to write me a rec especially because no one's Greek in my family and I don't have any Greek friends. Any help would be much appreciated. ThAnKs!"

No responses are heard. Just the banging of heads on the computer monitors.

[lifesaver]

My favorite is...

I just got elected rush chair. Anybody know any good rush slogans?