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Old 02-01-2010, 11:44 PM
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why is her bottom lip so big?
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:43 AM
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:17 PM
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...and best of all Xanthus won't have to worry about knocking it up!!!
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And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee?
If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:22 PM
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If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.
That's what I thought.

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My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.
Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy.
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Old 02-02-2010, 06:26 PM
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Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy.
Haha, I thought that too, but it would still be pretty shitty cleaning it out. I would rather just have a few extra on hand that I could replace it with.
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Old 02-02-2010, 09:31 PM
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Come on, George Constanza can do better than that. He married Susan for Pete's sake!

ok, for $7K they couldnt have made her hotter?
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Old 02-02-2010, 09:38 PM
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Come on, George Constanza can do better than that. He married Susan for Pete's sake!

ok, for $7K they couldnt have made her hotter?
It's waaaaay hotter than the men who will be buying it.
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:25 PM
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In a recent monologue, Jay Leno expressed amazement that a sex robot could carry on lifelike conversations and express realistic emotions.

"Luckily, guys," he joked, "there's a button that turns that off."
Ha Ha Ha! That's so funny!!1!
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:34 PM
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Some guys will stick their penis in anything.
Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?
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Old 02-03-2010, 12:07 AM
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I'm with tld. Could he not have made her better looking?
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Old 02-03-2010, 12:53 AM
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Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?
And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:06 AM
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:08 AM
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I feel like this should border on psychological disorder...this is more than just a "toy," this is sex with an actual machine. And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee?
Psychological disorder or not, if this thing will keep even some of the pervs away from our children, I'm all for it. Get you one today!
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:10 AM
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And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
Almost made me spit oatmeal on my laptop.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:16 AM
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As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky)?
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