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Originally Posted by christiangirl
Men over 40 who hit on me using words like "shawty" and "bangin'." If I'm young enough to be your GRANdaughter, we don't need to talk. If you're old enough to be my father, you don't need to talk like that ever! To anyone. PERIOD! 
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Why is it that at my aunts b-day party (she's turning 50 and most of her guests were in her age group) this guy is walking around drunk in jeans and timbs, grabing his stuff and hitting on every woman that walked by. Why did he not understand that the ice grill I gave him when he tried to "holla" at my couin meant move the hell on? Why did several of my relatives have to threaten him before he stopped trying to "holla". And seriously stop saying "Lemme holla at you shawty/shorty"! It's hella played.
Also, please do not yell after me. "Ay Red" is not my name. Luckily for you we were not in a southern state because then you'd have gotten a swift cursing out. I didnt give you my name because I was not interested. I told you so.
Mr. Taxi driver...Please go away, quickly. You're like 65 and "starting over because you've already had one go 'round at life" (your words not mine) and trying to get my number so we can go out and spend some time! Ewwwwww. Just ugh! Do you even realize how ackward it is to be in the back of a cab with a suitcase at night, not really know where you are and have to decide whether or not to get out of the car because the cabbie is a total perv?